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tim mulcahey
@tmulcahey.bsky.social
no matter how many Chanels you borrow, you will never—ever—be a lady
Conclave should have been called 133 Angry Men
May 9, 2025 at 6:41 AM
May 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
babe wake up new pope dropped
May 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
No shade I love Jewels but I really hope Onya Nurve is the next Pope.
April 21, 2025 at 12:04 PM
The lies about Kilmar Abrego Garcia—that he is a gang member, a smear with no basis in reality—which the Trump administration admitted in court—is the new playbook.

Next up: dissenting citizens cast as domestic terrorists. For how can any lie be disproven without due process?
April 16, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Only as it unravels has it become clear that American democracy survived for 248 years as basically a gentlemen’s agreement
April 13, 2025 at 12:41 PM
There’s one person excited to be heading into the second Great Depression and that is @suzietoot.bsky.social
April 4, 2025 at 12:18 PM
if we stopped reviving ALW shows? imagine the freedom
April 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
what is this honestly for? does he sleep with tape on his mouth like he’s bound in a serial killer’s trunk? does it hydrate the lips or something? Help
March 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Slamming Irish car bombs before it curdles walked so that chugging Metamucil before it thickens could run
March 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Ladies and gentlemen put your hands together for Rhonda V’Plauz
March 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Trump and Vance showed their true colors today—Muscovite reds—whereas President Zelenskyy showed true courage and leadership.
March 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
You would be a national hero
February 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I think about this every day
February 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
if I wanted some toxic fruits hunny I’d just go to Marie’s Crisis okay hunny!!
February 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
(tiredly) and she’s in an actual cult

t.co/IszRePWDy7
February 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Peering into the waters you glimpse at times a universe entirely unknown
February 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
what if we had like three moons? be crazy
February 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
just got home from vacation and Karla Sofía Gascón is in my bedroom with a knife?? what do I do
February 7, 2025 at 5:21 AM
“the new right” and it’s just vintage nazism
January 31, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Dahmer? Hardly gnaw ‘er!
January 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
using a lot of ellipses today. i must be feeling wistful….
January 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
corrected a friend’s pronunciation of “pedant” yesterday, so if you need me I’ll be on the nose
December 20, 2024 at 4:29 PM
Samantha: He can assemble his ghost gun inside me anytime.

Miranda: I’m just saying! There’s something about a man with conviction.

Charlotte: You of all people should know that the only conviction he’s about to get is for… (whispers) murder!

Carrie: Big is moving to Paris.
December 10, 2024 at 2:56 PM
me: who’s sabrina carpenter

barry keoghan: she’s a porson I sart of detted
December 3, 2024 at 11:40 PM