Matt Rooke
tmrooke.bsky.social
Matt Rooke
@tmrooke.bsky.social
Economics consultant // innovation researcher
I have Opinions about exactly where in Hell the person who decided that Song 2 was an appropriate tune for moments of sporting triumph belongs
July 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
“You were doing ninety-seven miles an hour, sir!”

“Oh great, now I’m completely lost”
Werner Heisenberg is pulled over for speeding.

“Do you know how fast you were driving?” asks the policeman.

“No, but I know where I am” he replies.
February 26, 2025 at 9:25 AM