Trey Morris
@tmorris.bsky.social
What was up with "The game is not over?" I only saw the highlight and remain very confused as to why a touchdown in the second half of an overtime period when the previous team scored a field goal would not end the game.
December 31, 2025 at 6:19 AM
What was up with "The game is not over?" I only saw the highlight and remain very confused as to why a touchdown in the second half of an overtime period when the previous team scored a field goal would not end the game.
I love this post, but I really hope there was a missing Oxford comma because green beans have no place in sweet potato casserole.
December 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I love this post, but I really hope there was a missing Oxford comma because green beans have no place in sweet potato casserole.
When I said the previous iteration of this policy was the dumbest f'ing thing I'd ever heard, that wasn't meant to be taken as a challenge.
December 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
When I said the previous iteration of this policy was the dumbest f'ing thing I'd ever heard, that wasn't meant to be taken as a challenge.
That is 100% a lie. A faculty in my residency had the IRB refuse to review her project because it used the word "race."
December 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
That is 100% a lie. A faculty in my residency had the IRB refuse to review her project because it used the word "race."
It sounds like Harvard could have used 10,000 men on the ice tonight.
November 29, 2025 at 5:42 AM
It sounds like Harvard could have used 10,000 men on the ice tonight.
Imagining, planning for, educating EM residents on as we speak
November 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Imagining, planning for, educating EM residents on as we speak
The Americans had an episode about this that was very well done. It was a little surreal watching a TV show talking about the existential angst a TV show created, though.
November 21, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The Americans had an episode about this that was very well done. It was a little surreal watching a TV show talking about the existential angst a TV show created, though.
Unless things have changed dramatically, Binghamton is not scoring 50 on Michigan QB in the first half.
November 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Unless things have changed dramatically, Binghamton is not scoring 50 on Michigan QB in the first half.
Alternate version:
Doctor: You're as healthy as a horse.
Patient: Oh, thank goodness!
Doctor: ... a horse with cancer.
Doctor: You're as healthy as a horse.
Patient: Oh, thank goodness!
Doctor: ... a horse with cancer.
November 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Alternate version:
Doctor: You're as healthy as a horse.
Patient: Oh, thank goodness!
Doctor: ... a horse with cancer.
Doctor: You're as healthy as a horse.
Patient: Oh, thank goodness!
Doctor: ... a horse with cancer.
It's really only appropriate that BAS makes a reappearance after losing to Texas. This week was just a tease.
November 16, 2025 at 4:24 PM
It's really only appropriate that BAS makes a reappearance after losing to Texas. This week was just a tease.
It looks like whether they award co-champions or not, the winner next week will be the conference representative in the playoffs. ivyleague.com/sports/2025/...
Football AQ Tiebreaker
Two-Team Tie
In the case of a two-team tie, the following procedure will be used:
The AQ will be determined based on head-to-head competition.
Three-Team
ivyleague.com
November 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
It looks like whether they award co-champions or not, the winner next week will be the conference representative in the playoffs. ivyleague.com/sports/2025/...
Let me know if you need a primer on percussion rudiments for your trivia school :-)
November 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Let me know if you need a primer on percussion rudiments for your trivia school :-)
New Mexican seems to depend far too much on the capital N to reduce ambiguity.
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
New Mexican seems to depend far too much on the capital N to reduce ambiguity.
Why would expertise in law make someone an expert in knowing the law? Jus soli is not some arcane principle, it's the rule for most of the Western Hemisphere. He somehow figured out he had US citizenship and has more exposure to the law and legal reasoning than most people.
October 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Why would expertise in law make someone an expert in knowing the law? Jus soli is not some arcane principle, it's the rule for most of the Western Hemisphere. He somehow figured out he had US citizenship and has more exposure to the law and legal reasoning than most people.
Maybe. I think graduating from Harvard Law School, serving as solicitor general for the state of Texas, and then becoming a Senator raises the standards for him a bit.
October 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Maybe. I think graduating from Harvard Law School, serving as solicitor general for the state of Texas, and then becoming a Senator raises the standards for him a bit.
I know that, the issue is he didn't.
October 29, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I know that, the issue is he didn't.
Is this the same senator who didn't know he was a Canadian citizen?
October 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Is this the same senator who didn't know he was a Canadian citizen?
I don't know if a nicer group of top-notch trivia guys has ever been assembled than your Arkansas team.
October 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I don't know if a nicer group of top-notch trivia guys has ever been assembled than your Arkansas team.
Who hearted this? Boooooooo 😬
October 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Who hearted this? Boooooooo 😬
oh, man. I had 1125 before I goofed up. Only 1026 to go to catch back up!
October 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
oh, man. I had 1125 before I goofed up. Only 1026 to go to catch back up!
What is the Ketterman-Plotkin club?
October 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM
What is the Ketterman-Plotkin club?
Not sure how on earth we were left off this list.
October 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Not sure how on earth we were left off this list.
Did the Tigers set right what once went wrong?
September 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Did the Tigers set right what once went wrong?
Tenured faculty have been expressly told tenure won't save them from being fired.
September 27, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Tenured faculty have been expressly told tenure won't save them from being fired.