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Often deemed humorless | Tired mom Belgian Malinois Izzy, Thor, Loki, and Freyja | ❤️ Dogs
I shit you not, eating at Raptor Ranch ™️ is done under intense observation.
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I shit you not, eating at Raptor Ranch ™️ is done under intense observation.
I too am not allowed in ladders or other elevated surfaces. Youngest daughter sent me this.
November 20, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I too am not allowed in ladders or other elevated surfaces. Youngest daughter sent me this.
Post a book you love from the 80s. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
November 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Post a book you love from the 80s. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
Miss you, pops. You’ve been gone so long but you are always in my thoughts and my heart.
November 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Miss you, pops. You’ve been gone so long but you are always in my thoughts and my heart.
I love these knuckleheads but I think I’m getting sick. They insisted on walkies in the pouring rain and like a good raptor keeper I complied. Freyja says it’s too cold outside.
November 18, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I love these knuckleheads but I think I’m getting sick. They insisted on walkies in the pouring rain and like a good raptor keeper I complied. Freyja says it’s too cold outside.
This is some bullshit. I was mid to upper 70s before the rain now I’m freezing my ass off. I think Mother Nature is a bit salty.
November 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
This is some bullshit. I was mid to upper 70s before the rain now I’m freezing my ass off. I think Mother Nature is a bit salty.
I saw this and it does a good job of describing what life with a Mal is like 🤪🤣😭
November 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I saw this and it does a good job of describing what life with a Mal is like 🤪🤣😭
Dude you’re a fucking asshole. Try cleaning out your garage or parking that shit on your front lawn. 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
November 18, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Dude you’re a fucking asshole. Try cleaning out your garage or parking that shit on your front lawn. 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
Seems accurate AF
November 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Seems accurate AF
Ok….Im gonna wrap it up for the but ai leave you this…one of these homes follows a modern rake on a classic aesthetic, the other is quiet frankly IMPO an aesthetic that should have died at concept.
Sorry for the poor photos it was Izzy and Freyja’s morning raptor run.
Sorry for the poor photos it was Izzy and Freyja’s morning raptor run.
November 18, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Ok….Im gonna wrap it up for the but ai leave you this…one of these homes follows a modern rake on a classic aesthetic, the other is quiet frankly IMPO an aesthetic that should have died at concept.
Sorry for the poor photos it was Izzy and Freyja’s morning raptor run.
Sorry for the poor photos it was Izzy and Freyja’s morning raptor run.
I wish Nike’s peeps realized not all woman want fucking pink or shades thereof athletic wear.
November 18, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I wish Nike’s peeps realized not all woman want fucking pink or shades thereof athletic wear.
😂😂😂 I ran to check mine
November 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
😂😂😂 I ran to check mine
When one leaves another takes their place.
November 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
When one leaves another takes their place.
I can’t relate. May I introduce you to a few malis who will make her seem standoffish? Izzy will be 5 in April and I don’t think I’ve been able to sit without her in my lap for any period of time.
November 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I can’t relate. May I introduce you to a few malis who will make her seem standoffish? Izzy will be 5 in April and I don’t think I’ve been able to sit without her in my lap for any period of time.
Just watch this guy flip a u-turn in this big ass rig dodging all the traffic on Willow at Woodruff. He started from the turn lane in eastbound Willow. Some can’t even manage any-turn in roller skate.
November 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Just watch this guy flip a u-turn in this big ass rig dodging all the traffic on Willow at Woodruff. He started from the turn lane in eastbound Willow. Some can’t even manage any-turn in roller skate.
Just stop ok. This change helps no one. This just delay the come to Jesus meeting for sellers who insist on over pricing their homes.
November 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Just stop ok. This change helps no one. This just delay the come to Jesus meeting for sellers who insist on over pricing their homes.
Accurate AF
November 17, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Accurate AF
How is that even comfortable?
November 17, 2025 at 2:15 AM
How is that even comfortable?
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
This is so relatable.
November 16, 2025 at 11:48 PM
This is so relatable.
I suppose it’s better than nothing. Powered the house a little and charged the batteries a little.
November 16, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I suppose it’s better than nothing. Powered the house a little and charged the batteries a little.
I’ve had just about enough of this rain.
November 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I’ve had just about enough of this rain.
