* Happy Friday, viewers!

* Just a little note from me to say Alterspring QNA stuff will be posted tomorrow alongside our other posts! I have unfortunately been dealing with Chronic Pain Flare-ups alongside con preparations, so I'm a bit behind on other tasks.

* Stay tuned! ^_-

* It all had to come crashing down eventually.

* But don't worry. It's not your fault.

* ...right?

* ...ANYWAY!

* You have 2 Weeks Left to fill out the Interest Check for [THE TELEMARKETING CHANNEL]! The link can be found in our Carrd in bio or right HERE! forms.gle/dfsSwh67MGVz...

* (The world can look awfully small to a couple of Big Shots viewing it from up high.)

* 3 Weeks Left to fill out the Interest Check for [THE TELEMARKETING CHANNEL]! The link can be found in our Carrd in Bio or right HERE! forms.gle/M1br1D6NRR44...

* Our last bits of profile art appear to be in place! Thank you once again to the wonderful @monicracar.bsky.social for the profile layout!

* And thank YOU all for the support you've shown in the Interest Check's first few hours! The crew is very excited to share more in the coming weeks. ❤️

* ...found them! Now.

* Firstly, I'd like to take the time to wish you all a very Happy Holidays! I hope you could all ring in the New Year in style!

* BUT! We have bigger fish to fry!

* The Interest Check for '[THE TELEMARKETING CHANNEL]: A Spamtenna Zine' is now OPEN!

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* Ahem. AHEM. Is this thing on?

* Phew...! Hello, folks! Sorry for the rather... ominous tone of these last few messages! Seems our broadcasting went a little haywire...

* We'll be with you in a very short while! Now... where did I put those scripts...

* (It's an old poster. Seems like a collaboration between two movie stars.)
* (Their smiles seemed so bright...)

Interest Check Goes Live Tomorrow.

"But, don't you recognize--"

Interest Check goes live in 3 days.

"Oh god.
It's coming.
I can't stop it."

Interest Check Goes Live on 01/01.