I'm just imaging you walking out of the optometrists office with 15 new pairs of glasses like that meme of Diane Keaton wearing multiple hats at the same time

And "a day without sunshine" is like 90% of days in Britain

I hope you know the shockingly high percentage of my teenage evangelical trauma you've undone in these 60 seconds alone!

"Addams Family" jokes aside, if you'd like to connect, feel free to find me on Messenger or shoot me your email address in the DMs.

I'm like Beetlejuice. If you post three negative tweets about Charles I in a row, I will suddenly appear.

(This might be easier, but not what you're looking for) but my church reads out their names once per year for All Souls (and tolls the bell one time for each of them). Not sure where you get the stats, but once per year is easier than 52 times.

Me when I see cis/hets making the same pronoun jokes that weren't funny in 2017

Interesting you bring this up; I've always thought Elon is the modern Howard Hughes.
- eccentric mogul
- serial womanizer
- Space X = the Spruce Goose
- Twitter = RKO

Nicholas apparently! Jokes aside "Fight-the-Good-Fight" is my favourite Puritan name

The 1968 election would be my answer (but also real answer is failure of Reconstruction)

My parish (Anglican) only seems to do polite waving now (whereas pre-COVID it was enthusiastic hand-shaking, which I definitely miss)

I also think Charles I and James II share a lot of similarities to Trump

This is something I think about a lot. The Popish Plot and the Warming Pan Conspiracy are basically just proto-QAnon

I hope you know this video undid a solid 40% of my teenage evangelical trauma