It's fun putting a jacket on the back of a chair. You get to make the chair play dress-up for a little a while. Beautiful.

Just as Joey Chestnut is a great name for a hot dog man, Will Shortz is a great name for a puzzle man

Today I am disappointed to learn that mannequin does not come from "man-akin", or "akin to a man"

I had a dream last night that I was being recruited to work for the Men in Black. I wasn't thrilled about it

Best Apple AI Message suggestion yet

I think there is no better Christmas song moment than when Alvin says “me I want a huuuula hooooop”

Feeling chicken wetdog