i'm assuming you're CAROLLING; you always did prefer to read CHRISTMAS CLASSICS in private. i wouldn't try too hard to stop CAROLLING, there's every likelihood you'll just NAUGHTY LIST yourself. so, shall we WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS and try again?

if i don't feel like a corpse later ill make the rest of my cookies :]

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i really hope im able to get a candle going next time. i think that would've helped.

its been years since ive prayed to a deity and the first time ive ever made an offering. i had some mishaps (not being able to find tea lights, having a Beholding-aligned artefact [?] in the vicinity that i forgot to remove... oops) but i hope my words will still find where they need to be.

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im not even mad about it anymore honestly. i have the buddha spirit 🪷🪷🪷

@ nobody here 🫶

How The Archivist Stole Christmas

complete with all his snark and ragebaiting! 🫴🍵