No one’s wished me a happy cake day on Reddit 🥲

A part of me wants to gloat cause literally all the people I know that voted for the fucking tangerine man are gonna finally see how stupid they are. Then I remember, I’m fucking going down with them all anyways. I still can’t wait to say “I told ya so” though

What a fucked up time to be alive.

And then I bowled a 206 tonight. Only one of the strikes being a 9pin strike. Feeling real accomplished today.

I’ve ran 31 days in a row for a total distance of 35 miles. I’ve also reduced my mile time by almost two minutes. Patting myself on the back for this

I just started doing cardio again about 2 months ago after neglecting it for about a year. This is one of my best 5k times. Only up from here 👆🏻

It’s wild to me how many people absolutely blaze before going into the gym. No hate, just I’d die 😆

She got me back today 😂

Just noticed that my initials kinda look like TIM which is my husband’s best friend name so that makes it extra funny

Feeling ever bit of waking up at 4am already and it’s only 7 🫠

As an overprotective cat mom, rescuing a stray young adult cat from the street is probably the most stressful thing I’ve ever done

I haven’t talked to this person since a few years outta high school but we ran into each other at the gym and she asked me to be her accountability partner and imma follow through

No one, I repeat no one, should ever put front seams in leggings ever again.

Too mentally exhausted to read. This is a problem.

First snowflakes of the season here and I already hate it 😆

One thing about me is if you send me a TikTok is I’m probably not gonna watch it

No one I know is on here yet so I’m gonna enjoy screaming into the void while it lasts 😌