There’s a generation of men out there who wanted to be like Shawn Spencer when the real goal should’ve been Burton Guster.

I’m tired of rolling with the punches. I’m gonna start rolling out the punches.

The “Need for Speed” franchise should release a new installment called “Need for Creed”

Apple needs to put a delay send functionality in iMessage because sometimes I have important things to share but my friends aren’t insomniacs

I fuck around a lot for a guy who’s scared to find out