Ok… then do it.

You’re literally an uber ride from every person you need to tell to do it.

Fucking do it already.

You going to do something about it?

The modern “stick and move”

I do this all the time…

Honestly it really helps you find out where you want the story to ultimately go.

That’s weird thing to share my dude.

I am not a fan of Jolt Cola.

There, now we’ve both shared pointless things about ourselves.

Clearly a man who won’t be spending his life angry and confused

Without using Google, do you even know what existential means?

Oh look, it’s the “nuh-uh! You are!” response. Classic, in the way that lame guys who emotionally peaked in high school are classic.

Dude, just go to therapy already.

That was your best?

I figured you for a “dick size” measuring up kinda guy, but I guess you picked battles you could win…

Damn, must have stung when you saw his content and realized you don’t measure up…