A minor-taur?

Good idea. What if "A Clockwork Orange" was set in capitalist America instead of socialist Britain?

Reminds me of the old joke from World War II. The Sten gun was only slightly better than pointing your finger and shouting "Bang! Bang!"

That would make a great disguise for Krampus.

Any Platinum Pigs in the story?

It brings up an interesting paradox. If your future self can help you change events in the past, what if changing those events results in getting your future self killed? Would have changes been nullified, and then you would have to start over again?

Schulz had a very timely death. His last strip was to appear on Feb. 13, 2000. Schulz died on Feb. 12, and all the papers that carried his last strip had his obituary on the front page. Don't let any editor tell you there is no such thing as a timely death, when complaining about "untimely death."

Ethel, I think I burned the turkey!