TKTurbo, JSPS
@tkturbo.bsky.social
Unknown origin, unknown species. Brain with hands in bipedal form. Expires soon.
So, um, quick Q:
Did anyone peruse all of the Epstein files prior to prosecution?
Like, congress cranks out 1,000+ pages of crap for a single bill, causing all the reps moaning about enough time to read it all before voting.
2 million pages of evidence? Who read all that prior to court?
End MAGA
Did anyone peruse all of the Epstein files prior to prosecution?
Like, congress cranks out 1,000+ pages of crap for a single bill, causing all the reps moaning about enough time to read it all before voting.
2 million pages of evidence? Who read all that prior to court?
End MAGA
January 8, 2026 at 5:51 AM
So, um, quick Q:
Did anyone peruse all of the Epstein files prior to prosecution?
Like, congress cranks out 1,000+ pages of crap for a single bill, causing all the reps moaning about enough time to read it all before voting.
2 million pages of evidence? Who read all that prior to court?
End MAGA
Did anyone peruse all of the Epstein files prior to prosecution?
Like, congress cranks out 1,000+ pages of crap for a single bill, causing all the reps moaning about enough time to read it all before voting.
2 million pages of evidence? Who read all that prior to court?
End MAGA
Maybe the 3rd time is charmed.
Yes, 3rd time with covid.
Maybe this time it will work and I won’t have to wake up in this hellscape of MAGA insanity.
Being dead is actually a better option.
Let’s hope MAGA dies, too.
If you voted for the orange bastard, i hope you get covid and die, too!
Yes, 3rd time with covid.
Maybe this time it will work and I won’t have to wake up in this hellscape of MAGA insanity.
Being dead is actually a better option.
Let’s hope MAGA dies, too.
If you voted for the orange bastard, i hope you get covid and die, too!
January 6, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Maybe the 3rd time is charmed.
Yes, 3rd time with covid.
Maybe this time it will work and I won’t have to wake up in this hellscape of MAGA insanity.
Being dead is actually a better option.
Let’s hope MAGA dies, too.
If you voted for the orange bastard, i hope you get covid and die, too!
Yes, 3rd time with covid.
Maybe this time it will work and I won’t have to wake up in this hellscape of MAGA insanity.
Being dead is actually a better option.
Let’s hope MAGA dies, too.
If you voted for the orange bastard, i hope you get covid and die, too!
Quick Question: As long as we’ve invaded Venezuela and have begun stealing their shit…
Would y’all mind stealing some of the healthcare?
Or is Venezuela going to be managed by United Healthcare?
Or maybe PepCon?
Who knows, just kills us already.
Would y’all mind stealing some of the healthcare?
Or is Venezuela going to be managed by United Healthcare?
Or maybe PepCon?
Who knows, just kills us already.
January 6, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Quick Question: As long as we’ve invaded Venezuela and have begun stealing their shit…
Would y’all mind stealing some of the healthcare?
Or is Venezuela going to be managed by United Healthcare?
Or maybe PepCon?
Who knows, just kills us already.
Would y’all mind stealing some of the healthcare?
Or is Venezuela going to be managed by United Healthcare?
Or maybe PepCon?
Who knows, just kills us already.
Purchasing anything from Amazon is sucking satan’s cock.
The world would be better without their bullshit and would give mom & pop shops a shot at staying alive.
If you see Bezos, shit on him for shitting on us.
Fuck that guy.
The world would be better without their bullshit and would give mom & pop shops a shot at staying alive.
If you see Bezos, shit on him for shitting on us.
Fuck that guy.
January 4, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Purchasing anything from Amazon is sucking satan’s cock.
The world would be better without their bullshit and would give mom & pop shops a shot at staying alive.
If you see Bezos, shit on him for shitting on us.
Fuck that guy.
The world would be better without their bullshit and would give mom & pop shops a shot at staying alive.
If you see Bezos, shit on him for shitting on us.
Fuck that guy.
4D thought puzzle:
There is a very high probability you will wake up tomorrow, and the first thing you will do is pee.
From where you are right now, the path to that morning urination is not completely unknowable.
Extended to the point where you no longer have this ritual.
The ritual continues.
There is a very high probability you will wake up tomorrow, and the first thing you will do is pee.
From where you are right now, the path to that morning urination is not completely unknowable.
Extended to the point where you no longer have this ritual.
The ritual continues.
December 22, 2025 at 1:29 PM
4D thought puzzle:
There is a very high probability you will wake up tomorrow, and the first thing you will do is pee.
From where you are right now, the path to that morning urination is not completely unknowable.
Extended to the point where you no longer have this ritual.
The ritual continues.
There is a very high probability you will wake up tomorrow, and the first thing you will do is pee.
From where you are right now, the path to that morning urination is not completely unknowable.
Extended to the point where you no longer have this ritual.
The ritual continues.
“…all men are created equal.”
So why do some folks get tax-payer funded healthcare and the rest don’t?
If all of us are “equal,” then we all deserve the same basic healthcare as our elected “leaders.”
So many lies told; so much profit to be made from the suffering of Americans.
END MAGA!
So why do some folks get tax-payer funded healthcare and the rest don’t?
If all of us are “equal,” then we all deserve the same basic healthcare as our elected “leaders.”
So many lies told; so much profit to be made from the suffering of Americans.
END MAGA!
December 15, 2025 at 12:51 PM
“…all men are created equal.”
So why do some folks get tax-payer funded healthcare and the rest don’t?
If all of us are “equal,” then we all deserve the same basic healthcare as our elected “leaders.”
So many lies told; so much profit to be made from the suffering of Americans.
END MAGA!
So why do some folks get tax-payer funded healthcare and the rest don’t?
If all of us are “equal,” then we all deserve the same basic healthcare as our elected “leaders.”
So many lies told; so much profit to be made from the suffering of Americans.
END MAGA!
Birthright Citizenship: should I be worried?
I was born in the United States.
I am white as Wonder Bread.
I have a Germanic surname.
You would think I’m pretty safe, right? Well…
My birth certificate is in Spanish and English.
To where will I be deported, do you think?
I was born in the United States.
I am white as Wonder Bread.
I have a Germanic surname.
You would think I’m pretty safe, right? Well…
My birth certificate is in Spanish and English.
To where will I be deported, do you think?
December 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Birthright Citizenship: should I be worried?
I was born in the United States.
I am white as Wonder Bread.
I have a Germanic surname.
You would think I’m pretty safe, right? Well…
My birth certificate is in Spanish and English.
To where will I be deported, do you think?
I was born in the United States.
I am white as Wonder Bread.
I have a Germanic surname.
You would think I’m pretty safe, right? Well…
My birth certificate is in Spanish and English.
To where will I be deported, do you think?
ICYMI: Lindsey Halligan never actually won a “beauty” contest.
Her prosecutions against Twitler’s “enemies” has been a spectacular failure.
This makes Lindsey Halligan a loser.
Twitler hired a loser. This end should be quite colorfully entertaining.
Expect Lindsey Halligan to join OnlyFans.
Her prosecutions against Twitler’s “enemies” has been a spectacular failure.
This makes Lindsey Halligan a loser.
Twitler hired a loser. This end should be quite colorfully entertaining.
Expect Lindsey Halligan to join OnlyFans.
November 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM
ICYMI: Lindsey Halligan never actually won a “beauty” contest.
Her prosecutions against Twitler’s “enemies” has been a spectacular failure.
This makes Lindsey Halligan a loser.
Twitler hired a loser. This end should be quite colorfully entertaining.
Expect Lindsey Halligan to join OnlyFans.
Her prosecutions against Twitler’s “enemies” has been a spectacular failure.
This makes Lindsey Halligan a loser.
Twitler hired a loser. This end should be quite colorfully entertaining.
Expect Lindsey Halligan to join OnlyFans.
Woah, suddenly Lindsey Halligan looks like the 58 year-old alcoholic ex-wife of many a senator.
Man, she’s gonna need Tammy Faye Baker’s makeup artist to get any work after this.
Maybe a phone-gig? Hostess at Red Lobster? AARP spokesperson? Face of Vagisil?
You’ll pull through, kid, you’ll see.
Man, she’s gonna need Tammy Faye Baker’s makeup artist to get any work after this.
Maybe a phone-gig? Hostess at Red Lobster? AARP spokesperson? Face of Vagisil?
You’ll pull through, kid, you’ll see.
November 26, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Woah, suddenly Lindsey Halligan looks like the 58 year-old alcoholic ex-wife of many a senator.
Man, she’s gonna need Tammy Faye Baker’s makeup artist to get any work after this.
Maybe a phone-gig? Hostess at Red Lobster? AARP spokesperson? Face of Vagisil?
You’ll pull through, kid, you’ll see.
Man, she’s gonna need Tammy Faye Baker’s makeup artist to get any work after this.
Maybe a phone-gig? Hostess at Red Lobster? AARP spokesperson? Face of Vagisil?
You’ll pull through, kid, you’ll see.
@LindseyHalligan
My bet? She’s either going be giving massages at Mar-A-Dhabi, doing lesbian photo shoots with Melania and Stormy, or becomes the spokesperson for Vagisil.
$5 minimum bet.
My bet? She’s either going be giving massages at Mar-A-Dhabi, doing lesbian photo shoots with Melania and Stormy, or becomes the spokesperson for Vagisil.
$5 minimum bet.
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
@LindseyHalligan
My bet? She’s either going be giving massages at Mar-A-Dhabi, doing lesbian photo shoots with Melania and Stormy, or becomes the spokesperson for Vagisil.
$5 minimum bet.
My bet? She’s either going be giving massages at Mar-A-Dhabi, doing lesbian photo shoots with Melania and Stormy, or becomes the spokesperson for Vagisil.
$5 minimum bet.
Has anyone checked to see if Clay Higgins’ name appears in the Epstein Files?
The one asshole interested in hiding the corruption must be corrupt. Let’s hope Louisiana remembers this when he’s up for reelection.
His Lake Charles office is (337) 656-2833. Ask him about his pedophilia.
END MAGA NOW
The one asshole interested in hiding the corruption must be corrupt. Let’s hope Louisiana remembers this when he’s up for reelection.
His Lake Charles office is (337) 656-2833. Ask him about his pedophilia.
END MAGA NOW
November 19, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Has anyone checked to see if Clay Higgins’ name appears in the Epstein Files?
The one asshole interested in hiding the corruption must be corrupt. Let’s hope Louisiana remembers this when he’s up for reelection.
His Lake Charles office is (337) 656-2833. Ask him about his pedophilia.
END MAGA NOW
The one asshole interested in hiding the corruption must be corrupt. Let’s hope Louisiana remembers this when he’s up for reelection.
His Lake Charles office is (337) 656-2833. Ask him about his pedophilia.
END MAGA NOW
@LindseyHalligan: your legal career is almost over, but don’t despair: I can help.
I suggest OnlyFans, and start strong with a lesbian photo shoot with Stormy and Melania.
You can still be adored by the MAGA men as being an sexual object is how you came to be “famous.”
Call me! Let’s get started!
I suggest OnlyFans, and start strong with a lesbian photo shoot with Stormy and Melania.
You can still be adored by the MAGA men as being an sexual object is how you came to be “famous.”
Call me! Let’s get started!
November 18, 2025 at 12:35 PM
@LindseyHalligan: your legal career is almost over, but don’t despair: I can help.
I suggest OnlyFans, and start strong with a lesbian photo shoot with Stormy and Melania.
You can still be adored by the MAGA men as being an sexual object is how you came to be “famous.”
Call me! Let’s get started!
I suggest OnlyFans, and start strong with a lesbian photo shoot with Stormy and Melania.
You can still be adored by the MAGA men as being an sexual object is how you came to be “famous.”
Call me! Let’s get started!
To my old boss at the OG MilChan:
Mr. Tom Johnson,
We should reboot our old series, “50 Years Ago Today.”
Man, it was rough for a whole bunch of different reasons when we were producing it back in the 90’s!
Producing it now, in this time, might be helpful and productive.
Call me!
Mr. Tom Johnson,
We should reboot our old series, “50 Years Ago Today.”
Man, it was rough for a whole bunch of different reasons when we were producing it back in the 90’s!
Producing it now, in this time, might be helpful and productive.
Call me!
November 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
To my old boss at the OG MilChan:
Mr. Tom Johnson,
We should reboot our old series, “50 Years Ago Today.”
Man, it was rough for a whole bunch of different reasons when we were producing it back in the 90’s!
Producing it now, in this time, might be helpful and productive.
Call me!
Mr. Tom Johnson,
We should reboot our old series, “50 Years Ago Today.”
Man, it was rough for a whole bunch of different reasons when we were producing it back in the 90’s!
Producing it now, in this time, might be helpful and productive.
Call me!
“… formerly known as ‘Prince.’”
Didn’t think that could happen twice in my life.
Didn’t think that could happen twice in my life.
November 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
“… formerly known as ‘Prince.’”
Didn’t think that could happen twice in my life.
Didn’t think that could happen twice in my life.
If MAGA wants a remote chance at holding on to power, it would probably help to publish a 3-way lesbian photo shoot with Melania, Stormy, and Halligan.
If they don’t win, they will at least make more money than the sneakers or the Bibles.
Maybe a combo pack with porn and a bible?
END MAGA NOW!
If they don’t win, they will at least make more money than the sneakers or the Bibles.
Maybe a combo pack with porn and a bible?
END MAGA NOW!
October 30, 2025 at 2:17 PM
If MAGA wants a remote chance at holding on to power, it would probably help to publish a 3-way lesbian photo shoot with Melania, Stormy, and Halligan.
If they don’t win, they will at least make more money than the sneakers or the Bibles.
Maybe a combo pack with porn and a bible?
END MAGA NOW!
If they don’t win, they will at least make more money than the sneakers or the Bibles.
Maybe a combo pack with porn and a bible?
END MAGA NOW!
Hey, does Lindsey Halligan have an Only Fans page?
Asking for a few friends.
She prolly more experience being naked than being in the courtroom.
Logical next step for this up-and-coming porn starlet.
It’s obvious she has a lot of experience going down.
END MAGA NOW!
Asking for a few friends.
She prolly more experience being naked than being in the courtroom.
Logical next step for this up-and-coming porn starlet.
It’s obvious she has a lot of experience going down.
END MAGA NOW!
October 30, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Hey, does Lindsey Halligan have an Only Fans page?
Asking for a few friends.
She prolly more experience being naked than being in the courtroom.
Logical next step for this up-and-coming porn starlet.
It’s obvious she has a lot of experience going down.
END MAGA NOW!
Asking for a few friends.
She prolly more experience being naked than being in the courtroom.
Logical next step for this up-and-coming porn starlet.
It’s obvious she has a lot of experience going down.
END MAGA NOW!
Micro$loth is the bane of human development. Broke 4 of my computers.
Fuck you!
Linux to the rescue!
Using the Google-Verse anyway, which Linux does faster and better without the security issues and required accounts and bullshit.
Download, install, work.
FUCK MICRO$LOTH!
Fuck you!
Linux to the rescue!
Using the Google-Verse anyway, which Linux does faster and better without the security issues and required accounts and bullshit.
Download, install, work.
FUCK MICRO$LOTH!
October 29, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Micro$loth is the bane of human development. Broke 4 of my computers.
Fuck you!
Linux to the rescue!
Using the Google-Verse anyway, which Linux does faster and better without the security issues and required accounts and bullshit.
Download, install, work.
FUCK MICRO$LOTH!
Fuck you!
Linux to the rescue!
Using the Google-Verse anyway, which Linux does faster and better without the security issues and required accounts and bullshit.
Download, install, work.
FUCK MICRO$LOTH!
Quick Question:
How many Americans have to die before the United States is considered a tyrannical, authoritarian regime?
Asking for me, because I’m getting really fucking nervous.
How will we know its too late to pull back?
How many Americans have to die before the United States is considered a tyrannical, authoritarian regime?
Asking for me, because I’m getting really fucking nervous.
How will we know its too late to pull back?
October 20, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Quick Question:
How many Americans have to die before the United States is considered a tyrannical, authoritarian regime?
Asking for me, because I’m getting really fucking nervous.
How will we know its too late to pull back?
How many Americans have to die before the United States is considered a tyrannical, authoritarian regime?
Asking for me, because I’m getting really fucking nervous.
How will we know its too late to pull back?
MAGA’s Mental Midget Mike Johnson is doing everything he can to prevent Epstein files from going public as though his own name is in there.
Can anyone imagine why gay-boy Maga Mike Johnson would be in the not-gay book of rapists and pedophiles?
Could it be Twitler likes little boys, too?
END MAGA
Can anyone imagine why gay-boy Maga Mike Johnson would be in the not-gay book of rapists and pedophiles?
Could it be Twitler likes little boys, too?
END MAGA
October 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
MAGA’s Mental Midget Mike Johnson is doing everything he can to prevent Epstein files from going public as though his own name is in there.
Can anyone imagine why gay-boy Maga Mike Johnson would be in the not-gay book of rapists and pedophiles?
Could it be Twitler likes little boys, too?
END MAGA
Can anyone imagine why gay-boy Maga Mike Johnson would be in the not-gay book of rapists and pedophiles?
Could it be Twitler likes little boys, too?
END MAGA
So, yeah, “giving up royal titles” is no kind of atonement for the decades of decadent, abusive behavior.
Behead the motherfucker so he can never assault another woman ever again.
Same should hold true for all pedos, elected or appointed. No protections.
Death to MAGA!
END MAGA NOW!
Behead the motherfucker so he can never assault another woman ever again.
Same should hold true for all pedos, elected or appointed. No protections.
Death to MAGA!
END MAGA NOW!
October 18, 2025 at 12:37 PM
So, yeah, “giving up royal titles” is no kind of atonement for the decades of decadent, abusive behavior.
Behead the motherfucker so he can never assault another woman ever again.
Same should hold true for all pedos, elected or appointed. No protections.
Death to MAGA!
END MAGA NOW!
Behead the motherfucker so he can never assault another woman ever again.
Same should hold true for all pedos, elected or appointed. No protections.
Death to MAGA!
END MAGA NOW!
Lots of MAGA minions on “non-partisan” ballots.
These evil fucks are sneaky and need to be smoked out.
Quick and easy check is social media. Pretty easy to tell who the MAGA miscreants are from their posts.
If they blame everyone but themselves, it’s MAGA.
DEATH TO MAGA!
END MAGA NOW!
No more!
These evil fucks are sneaky and need to be smoked out.
Quick and easy check is social media. Pretty easy to tell who the MAGA miscreants are from their posts.
If they blame everyone but themselves, it’s MAGA.
DEATH TO MAGA!
END MAGA NOW!
No more!
October 18, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Lots of MAGA minions on “non-partisan” ballots.
These evil fucks are sneaky and need to be smoked out.
Quick and easy check is social media. Pretty easy to tell who the MAGA miscreants are from their posts.
If they blame everyone but themselves, it’s MAGA.
DEATH TO MAGA!
END MAGA NOW!
No more!
These evil fucks are sneaky and need to be smoked out.
Quick and easy check is social media. Pretty easy to tell who the MAGA miscreants are from their posts.
If they blame everyone but themselves, it’s MAGA.
DEATH TO MAGA!
END MAGA NOW!
No more!
If Twitler wants to convince me how “HOT” America is, then show us the lesbian shoot of Melania Twitler and Lindsey Halligan.
Maybe have it shot by Nancy Mace.
Once Lindsey looses her bar license, you can expect to see her providing massages at Mar-A-Dhabi.
END MAGA NOW!
Maybe have it shot by Nancy Mace.
Once Lindsey looses her bar license, you can expect to see her providing massages at Mar-A-Dhabi.
END MAGA NOW!
October 17, 2025 at 10:30 AM
If Twitler wants to convince me how “HOT” America is, then show us the lesbian shoot of Melania Twitler and Lindsey Halligan.
Maybe have it shot by Nancy Mace.
Once Lindsey looses her bar license, you can expect to see her providing massages at Mar-A-Dhabi.
END MAGA NOW!
Maybe have it shot by Nancy Mace.
Once Lindsey looses her bar license, you can expect to see her providing massages at Mar-A-Dhabi.
END MAGA NOW!
Ace Frehley: what a hard way to go!
The shit you survived is impressive.
The shit you survived is impressive.
October 17, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Ace Frehley: what a hard way to go!
The shit you survived is impressive.
The shit you survived is impressive.
New Adventures of Turbo on Linux!
Since it can see, but not use, the AirportExtreme wireless card within the original MacBook Air, I am upgrading MX Linux using a Bluetooth connection to my phone for internet access.
I thought installing Win3.1 on PS AT/2 from floor disc was slow!!
Nap time…
Since it can see, but not use, the AirportExtreme wireless card within the original MacBook Air, I am upgrading MX Linux using a Bluetooth connection to my phone for internet access.
I thought installing Win3.1 on PS AT/2 from floor disc was slow!!
Nap time…
October 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
New Adventures of Turbo on Linux!
Since it can see, but not use, the AirportExtreme wireless card within the original MacBook Air, I am upgrading MX Linux using a Bluetooth connection to my phone for internet access.
I thought installing Win3.1 on PS AT/2 from floor disc was slow!!
Nap time…
Since it can see, but not use, the AirportExtreme wireless card within the original MacBook Air, I am upgrading MX Linux using a Bluetooth connection to my phone for internet access.
I thought installing Win3.1 on PS AT/2 from floor disc was slow!!
Nap time…