Did anyone tell the New York Yankees that there was a baseball game today?

Wait until the MapleMAGA learns about Turkish Tylenol.

Very late to The Beaches party, but I am here for it now.

If all the universities/colleges are in Div 1 then Div 1 isn’t special anymore.

My current relationship with my Garmin:
Me: “aw man, that was hard — I’m shattered.”
Garmin: “what do you want, a medal for doing your job?”
Me: “yes, please.”
Garmin: “unproductive.”
/scene

Dear Edmonton traffic we are in this all together. Stop driving like assholes.

"Y'know … it doesn't matter whether you feel useful or not moving from one disaster to another. The trick, I guess, is to just keep moving."

Lieutenant Father Francis John Patrick Mulcahy, S.J. from the M.A.S.H. episode “Dear Sis” (season 7, episode 15, 18 December 1978).

Treadmill. Again.

One of my enduring memories of my childhood is the 1980 US Presidential Election. Being 5 in 1980, I did not understand what was happening, but I do remember being heartbroken watching replays of Jimmy Carter’s concession. It just felt like a big deal to a child. As it turned out, it really was.

I had to leave the house today. It wasn’t because I forgot anything. It was an appointment made for me months ago & was still there today.

It wasn’t terribly crazy out there.

For nearly a decade my kid has required one album for bed time. Since he didn’t have his own device to stream it (and we didn’t buy a CD player and disk), this album has completely destroyed my “year in music” algorithm for years. Nevertheless, here are my top 4 albums of the year.

I was slow to do it. I wasn’t indecisive; rather, I had hoped for it to get better. It didn’t. My Twitter account is deactivated and deleted from my devices.

I withdraw this comment. In fact, the hardest thing about running in the winter is all of the ice in my beard.

The hardest thing about running in the winter is putting on all of the layers. I’m okay running — it’s the extra work that needs motivation.

It is impossible to overstate just how much Bruce Springsteen’s music has affected me. I don’t know all the lyrics, I don’t sing along (well sometimes I do), and I don’t listen every day. Nevertheless, I feel every note, beat, and soul. That’s what Bruce has given me — the ability to feel music.

One of my favourite things right now is the band The Warning. Check them out. They rock.

I’m gonna maintain a low profile and try to fly under the radar.