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poorly thought out observations about serious issues • not as funny as i think i am • it's not about what they call you, it's about what you respond to • be good, do good
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BREAKING ✝️ pop locking cholo has ascended
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September 23, 2025 at 4:30 AM
yeah see this is the problem with @bsky.app , if the algo doesn't choose you, you get zero engagement here no matter what you post. trash, bye again.
i'm back after 4 months, if i get one engagement i'll keep this app. if not it's more of the same and i'm out. just doing an experiment.
May 31, 2025 at 10:30 PM
i'm back after 4 months, if i get one engagement i'll keep this app. if not it's more of the same and i'm out. just doing an experiment.
May 31, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Bill Burr you legend 😅 #freeluigi @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social
January 15, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Jordan Peterson tried to cancel @cbc and Canada🍁 cancelled him. task failed successfully.
December 14, 2024 at 7:02 AM
i love this because Americans will learn very quickly that our friendship in trade and society is a privilege, it's a choice. one we allow, not one we are forced to accept. it will hurt everyone if America loses sight of this, but it will hurt Americans first.
December 13, 2024 at 1:50 AM
when you get a letter stating that your premium is going up and think "i could use this $42 more than those rich assholes", at the same time they're getting a letter etched in goldleaf that they are invited to a private island to celebrate earning a bonus that is 320x the average salaried worker
December 8, 2024 at 5:16 AM
i mean, i hate this, but i also don't, white people deserve a dance they can do, it's been many years since the macarena
November 30, 2024 at 3:09 AM
what the Democrats need to do in order to win is to drop the filter that makes them scared to alienate voters with their words. just say it. Hakeem Jeffries is an excellent orator but he can also just say that Marje is on the crack pipe. a diss slip, just say what our generation is thinking.
democrats need a consistent - once a month for 4 years - viral moment. calling them weird was cute. build off that. democrats need to show that they're more than Molly Maid. rattle their birdcage, call out their shit, frequently, and don't mince words, fuck their feelings. just an idea.
November 27, 2024 at 5:47 AM
you're paying for streaming. i'm still downloading music off a P2P network that's powered by Drupal. we are not the same.
November 27, 2024 at 5:33 AM
hey Elon how are things going over at Twitter now known as X
November 25, 2024 at 7:25 AM
things that drive me up the wall about Bluesky -

the photo and video attachment buttons are different.

the media browser is staggeringly convoluted. just open my gallery what's with this file browser shit.

i absolutely hate it enough to not use the platform. 10 taps too many for one attachment.
November 19, 2024 at 7:30 PM
if Republicans had any of their shit together they'd stay away from each other until Jan 20th. they still have 2 months to fall out with each other before they take power. that's a lot of Scaramucci's.
November 18, 2024 at 6:06 AM
you might not want to admit it but making RFKetc eat a bigmac is something we'd all do if we were President
November 17, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Joe Biden should spend the next 2 months firing every registered Republican in any key positions in federal agencies, just for fucks. let the Trump admin rehire them if they want. if they're going to fire all the Democrats might as well make sure there's only Democrats left.
November 17, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Brianna Wu isn't a moron she is a parasite
block Brianna Wu if you want but i actually think it’s important for the ecosystem that we get more morons on here
November 16, 2024 at 6:12 PM
this shit is crazy, man. they are creating a whole ass new department just to axe other departments. and instead of putting 1 person in charge like other departments, they put 2 in charge. because efficiency or some shit. and it's the 2 worst people to co-direct an agency.
November 16, 2024 at 7:44 AM
That iron ass alone was worth pushing back my gaming session by an hour
Sure millions of people wasted their evenings with that fight but millions of people also got to see Tyson's ass, and you really can't put a price tag on that.
November 16, 2024 at 5:49 AM
Ariel: why do you keep biting your glove?
Mike: i have a biting fixation

Mike the comedian is still undefeated🥊🥇
November 16, 2024 at 5:38 AM
November 16, 2024 at 5:03 AM
the Mike Tyson highlights were shot on tape 4 decades ago and it has me thinking about that Big L line - and i record my battles on a camcorder / so I can sit back and watch me manslaughter //
November 16, 2024 at 4:44 AM
fuckfuckfuck.
tonight i'm going to order pizza and wings just to spend 2 hours jumping between working streams
November 16, 2024 at 3:46 AM
this was the case when Truth, Gettr, and Parler came around. they couldn't leave Twitter because they needed the left to rage about their bullshit. without the left they're screaming into the void. and that kids is how Elon came about purchasing Twitter, lifting all the bans and promoting the worst.
it’s pretty funny watching the right, who thrive online off of hate and “triggering the libs”, migrate here because people are abandoning twitter

the online right can’t exist without people to antagonize
November 16, 2024 at 2:54 AM
i've gotten a whole ass 2 engagements in 2 days of being here. this uh, has never happened to me on a platform. a few months ago i signed up for X again, i stayed for a week and left 2,300 followers when i deactivated. h...how do i break this algo.
November 15, 2024 at 11:02 PM
fight night Tyson is different Tyson. i'd leave him alone for the entire week leading up. this is a baad man.
Not known for sugarcoating his comments in the media, Mike Tyson showed that he will answer a question however he sees fit.

Even if the interviewer happens to be a 14-year-old girl.
A young journalist lobs Mike Tyson a softball — and gets a reality check
The 14-year-old girl said she “wasn’t expecting” an answer that included, “We are dead. We’re dust. We’re absolutely nothing.”
wapo.st
November 15, 2024 at 1:32 PM