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Tommy Knuckles
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I play metal guitar, I ride fast motorcycles, I dance West Coast Swing. I’m good. 😎🤘
The audience could generally give two farts how fast you “shred” on guitar.

They want to be emotionally impacted.

The great David Gilmore figured this out. 🎸😎🤘
December 6, 2024 at 10:40 PM
I’m almost ready to play my latest cover live.

How’s bout some Judas Priest “Turbo Lover”, eh! 😎🤘
December 4, 2024 at 1:46 AM
Men are not intimidated by “boss babes”.

We just find them to be obnoxious and generally unpleasant to be around.

I know. The non-simp truth hurts.
December 3, 2024 at 10:28 PM
The simple reason why Harris didn’t win is because she didn’t talk enough about corruption and extreme wealth inequality.

Until the Dems at least start talking about it, they ain’t gonna win.
December 3, 2024 at 5:42 PM
If I told you enough times that I have a nipple on my forehead, would you believe me? YES!

If I told you enough times that there exists an omnipotent deity who looks down upon you, would you believe me? …
December 3, 2024 at 11:03 AM
PRAISE BOB!!!
December 3, 2024 at 11:00 AM
Joe gives the MAGATs a whiff of their own medicine with the Hunter pardon, and the MAGATs lose their shit.

Hilarious!! 😆
December 3, 2024 at 4:10 AM
The real reason Joe pardoned Hunter?

“Because I f#%kin can, is why! If you don’t like it … f#%k off!!”
December 3, 2024 at 3:16 AM
I’m getting tired of these articles written by righteous pricks explaining how bad alcohol is for you.

Undoubtedly, authored by some GenZ who’s afraid of their own shadow.

I enjoy my beer, and will continue to enjoy my beer!

Especially after a day of riding dangerously. So … piss off!
December 2, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Yes. Tommy can actually play that guitar! 😃🤘
A bit of The Offspring here, eh.
December 2, 2024 at 10:42 PM
I see a lot of guitars hanging in the background during video interviews.

How many of those guitars do you think are actually played, much less, played well?

Even Bill Maher has a guitar on display now. 😎🤘
December 2, 2024 at 10:37 PM
My standards are high but my balls are low.
December 2, 2024 at 8:10 PM
It’s ironic that Trump’s policies will primarily benefit wealthy liberals rather than the blue-collar workers that voted for him.

My stock portfolio has been going up and up! Thank you, MAGA!! 🙂
December 1, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Gravity is not a force but rather the Earth accelerating up into you.
December 1, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Who is Chad? I keep hearing about this guy Chad on the dating apps and how popular he is.
December 1, 2024 at 11:37 PM
A Tommy Kitchen Cover: Def Leppard “Rock of Ages”
December 1, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Has anybody seen “Chad”?
November 30, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Live long and prosper. 🖖
November 30, 2024 at 7:02 PM
My plan is to move to Austria and play guitar in a Blues band.
November 30, 2024 at 5:51 PM
If you work in tech and you’re trying to find work, the easiest way to get hired is to not be an egotistical A-hole.

Humans are social animals and prefer to be around other humans that add pleasantness to their day.
November 29, 2024 at 9:48 PM
To all the young tech bros that helped get Trump and Musk elected … hate to break it to ya … they’re not gonna help to get you laid.
November 29, 2024 at 9:22 PM
Many people are miserable and depressed because they dig their own hole and make poor life choices.

Taking out an auto loan at high interest to purchase a $100K+ pickup truck that you don’t need is a poor life choice, IMHO.
November 29, 2024 at 7:09 PM
The art of minimalism. Own a few things that bring maximum happiness. A guitar, a motorcycle, a bit of clothing and a toothbrush. Rent a little place in a beautiful, walkable neighborhood. Work just enough to live comfortably. Be happy! 🌞
November 29, 2024 at 4:02 PM
The new Mexican president is already making the new American president look like an imbecile.
November 28, 2024 at 9:10 PM
If ya ain’t ridin, ya ain’t livin!
Happy TG, mates!! 🦃
November 28, 2024 at 10:54 AM