When the aliens come for us, I don’t think I’ll even try to argue.
April 2, 2025 at 12:51 PM
When the aliens come for us, I don’t think I’ll even try to argue.
Let us never forget the greatest halftime show of all time. I will not be entertaining opinions to the contrary.
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Prince - Super Bowl XLI 🏈 | Halftime Show 2007 FULL SHOW HD
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February 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Let us never forget the greatest halftime show of all time. I will not be entertaining opinions to the contrary.
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I made chili and cornbread and... I can't be the only one who mutters this under their breath every single time, right?
February 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I made chili and cornbread and... I can't be the only one who mutters this under their breath every single time, right?
50 pound beaver vs. ice #shorts
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December 29, 2024 at 4:36 PM
Reading through that Gaetz report like
a man wearing a hat and a red shirt says they are who we thought they were !
ALT: a man wearing a hat and a red shirt says they are who we thought they were !
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December 23, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Reading through that Gaetz report like
I like to call this one “Pneumonia, With Cat.”
December 21, 2024 at 8:26 PM
I like to call this one “Pneumonia, With Cat.”
Guarantee this is gonna be the driest turkey the world has ever seen.
If your family started doing this at Thanksgiving dinner, what would you do? 😳
November 29, 2024 at 2:32 PM
Guarantee this is gonna be the driest turkey the world has ever seen.
Today’s drive to Vermont was… intense.
November 29, 2024 at 1:10 AM
Today’s drive to Vermont was… intense.
Watching the Celtics-Raptors game and the highlight is the announcers trying to figure out what to say whenever Grady Dick gets the ball.
November 17, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Watching the Celtics-Raptors game and the highlight is the announcers trying to figure out what to say whenever Grady Dick gets the ball.
Trying to get back to posting here, peeps. See you around.
a man with a beard wearing a black hat and a suit
ALT: a man with a beard wearing a black hat and a suit
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November 15, 2024 at 2:41 PM
Trying to get back to posting here, peeps. See you around.
Just so we’re clear: I do, in fact, want to take your guns away.
October 26, 2023 at 12:41 PM
Just so we’re clear: I do, in fact, want to take your guns away.
Listen. I don’t want to use words like hero or icon to describe myself but… today, on my way home from work, my truck’s low gas light came on and instead of waiting until tomorrow morning, I stopped for gas.
Please, no questions, I wish to celebrate privately.
Please, no questions, I wish to celebrate privately.
October 25, 2023 at 12:06 AM
Listen. I don’t want to use words like hero or icon to describe myself but… today, on my way home from work, my truck’s low gas light came on and instead of waiting until tomorrow morning, I stopped for gas.
Please, no questions, I wish to celebrate privately.
Please, no questions, I wish to celebrate privately.
Recipes that call for 12 ounces of pasta: seriously, what the fuck
October 16, 2023 at 10:36 PM
Recipes that call for 12 ounces of pasta: seriously, what the fuck
September 23, 2023 at 7:15 PM
“It’s funny, sad, and pathetic at the same time; the modern GOP in a nutshell.” Via @dustinrowles.bsky.social
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September 16, 2023 at 10:58 PM
“It’s funny, sad, and pathetic at the same time; the modern GOP in a nutshell.” Via @dustinrowles.bsky.social
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Currently fighting a five pound kitten for the pizza I’m having for breakfast, in case anyone is wondering how things are going.
August 11, 2023 at 2:53 PM
Currently fighting a five pound kitten for the pizza I’m having for breakfast, in case anyone is wondering how things are going.
Camping update. Doggo’s name is Archie, is my new best friend.
August 3, 2023 at 2:37 PM
Camping update. Doggo’s name is Archie, is my new best friend.
Our campsite apparently comes with a free swimming doggo.
August 3, 2023 at 1:22 PM
Our campsite apparently comes with a free swimming doggo.
Don’t you dare laugh. DON’T YOU FUCKIN’ DARE.
You’re going to hell.
You’re going to hell.
August 2, 2023 at 12:38 AM
Don’t you dare laugh. DON’T YOU FUCKIN’ DARE.
You’re going to hell.
You’re going to hell.
Dentist: So any plans for the weekend?
Me: Well…
Dentist: [shoves an entire drawer of cutlery into my mouth] hmm?
Me: Well…
Dentist: [shoves an entire drawer of cutlery into my mouth] hmm?
July 27, 2023 at 9:31 PM
Dentist: So any plans for the weekend?
Me: Well…
Dentist: [shoves an entire drawer of cutlery into my mouth] hmm?
Me: Well…
Dentist: [shoves an entire drawer of cutlery into my mouth] hmm?
Questions I assume all mountain bikers ask when in the woods in the summer: is it the same fly that’s been annoying me for the last seven miles, or are they working in shifts?
July 26, 2023 at 10:52 PM
Questions I assume all mountain bikers ask when in the woods in the summer: is it the same fly that’s been annoying me for the last seven miles, or are they working in shifts?