T.J. Wertman
tjwerty.bsky.social
T.J. Wertman
@tjwerty.bsky.social
Just a straight shooter with upper middle management written all over him
iTunes doing a great job at capturing my mood.
January 15, 2026 at 10:34 PM
To the guys filming the entire amusement park ride, just why? You’re never going to watch it again.
December 6, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Normally eating Wawa at a suburban Tampa hotel wouldn’t be my ideal Thanksgiving, but when you’re eating it with the one you love while getting ready to celebrate your wedding anniversary, it’s still perfect.
November 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Might as well let Ohtani call his own balls and strikes while we are at it.
November 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Do they not teach fundamental base running in Toronto?
November 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
There’s something oddly respectable about a baseball announcer that knows the difference between an automatic double and ground rule double.
October 18, 2025 at 1:50 AM
There’s a special level of hell for people who don’t prepay their parking ticket after an event and hold everyone up at the gate.
August 16, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Reposted by T.J. Wertman
When you omit "A Black man is getting a standing ovation in the Deep South for breaking a record of an all-time baseball idol," you completely alter what Scully was describing as "marvelous." Scully was NOT just broadly marveling. He was marveling at a very specific, very important thing.
July 16, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Hey @mlb.com, since you felt the need to so “carefully edit” Vin Scully’s call of Hank Aaron’s 715th home run, here’s a link from your own YouTube channel with the full call.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=QjqY...
Vin Scully calls Hank Aaron's historic 715th home run
YouTube video by MLB
m.youtube.com
July 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Good work, ya Loons
June 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I think the entire city might be on Broad Street right now.
February 10, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Still can’t believe it! #FlyEaglesFly
February 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
@mathewlreyes.bsky.social time to confuse all your followers with your sudden football enthusiasm.
January 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
TGL has lava golf holes. I’m sold.
January 8, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Watching Hulk Hogan get booed made tuning in to wrestling for the first time in decades well worth it.
January 7, 2025 at 5:51 AM
The biggest Hall of Fame snub is finally over. Dick Allen should have been in the hall a long time ago, but I’m glad to see it finally happen.
December 9, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Thank you, Minnesotans, for leaving the last jar of turkey gravy on the shelf for me.
November 28, 2024 at 2:53 PM
I can’t count the number of times I accidentally gave a Stardew villager trash as a gift. Except Alex, that was on purpose.
November 26, 2024 at 10:54 PM