Tom Johnson
@tjohnsonobp.bsky.social
Paralegal. Writer. As ludic as I wanna be.
Recorded for I.B.S. Records.
January 17, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Recorded for I.B.S. Records.
Then again, I'm pretty sure Laverne and Shirley *had* heard the word "impossible."
December 19, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Then again, I'm pretty sure Laverne and Shirley *had* heard the word "impossible."
That's up there with Foreigner's "one thing in common that we both share."
August 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
That's up there with Foreigner's "one thing in common that we both share."
I don't know you, but I believe you.
May 20, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I don't know you, but I believe you.
Faith without works isn't dead; it kills.
March 28, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Faith without works isn't dead; it kills.
A news site run by a religious-right organization once unilaterally changed someone’s surname from Gay to Homosexual.
www.nbcnews.com/news/world/f...
www.nbcnews.com/news/world/f...
The fine art of editing
www.nbcnews.com
March 7, 2025 at 6:26 AM
A news site run by a religious-right organization once unilaterally changed someone’s surname from Gay to Homosexual.
www.nbcnews.com/news/world/f...
www.nbcnews.com/news/world/f...
I don't mean to hetsplain this, but she was also ineffably sexy.
March 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I don't mean to hetsplain this, but she was also ineffably sexy.
As for fictional headlines, it's hard to beat Bloom County's "America Is All Agog Over Eggnog." www.gocomics.com/bloomcounty/...
Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for November 07, 1985 | GoComics.com
www.gocomics.com
January 20, 2025 at 12:44 AM
As for fictional headlines, it's hard to beat Bloom County's "America Is All Agog Over Eggnog." www.gocomics.com/bloomcounty/...
Looks like he applied the wood stain but forgot the varnish.
January 18, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Looks like he applied the wood stain but forgot the varnish.
Is it also fair to say that “submittal” is to “vaccination” as “submission” is to “vaccine”?
December 24, 2024 at 7:03 AM
Is it also fair to say that “submittal” is to “vaccination” as “submission” is to “vaccine”?
His saddest may be the one with the unicorns.
December 12, 2024 at 4:52 AM
His saddest may be the one with the unicorns.
Off-topic, but perhaps of interest nonetheless: wapo.st/3Yh7jI0
Northwestern’s new football stadium is a wonder. It’ll be gone in two years.
The Wildcats are playing in a 12,000-seat venue steps from Lake Michigan as their future stadium is built. The temporary home is a destination in itself.
wapo.st
October 10, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Off-topic, but perhaps of interest nonetheless: wapo.st/3Yh7jI0
What would be the basis for such a challenge?
July 20, 2024 at 3:30 AM
What would be the basis for such a challenge?
Though you probably *do* remember James Stewart's contemporaneous sitdrama.
March 19, 2024 at 5:16 AM
Though you probably *do* remember James Stewart's contemporaneous sitdrama.
He had a sister who was an editor at Stein & Day in the '70s, and has accomplished much since then: gustavus.edu/profiles/709...
January 6, 2024 at 5:20 AM
He had a sister who was an editor at Stein & Day in the '70s, and has accomplished much since then: gustavus.edu/profiles/709...
I prefer Sondheim's singing to Arlen's.
December 13, 2023 at 6:48 AM
I prefer Sondheim's singing to Arlen's.