tjMagrittle
@tjmagrittle.bsky.social
Lovable idiot with expertise in drywall, renovations and post-exertional malaise.
Famously not a vampire
Involuntarily entering a depression era
Famously not a vampire
Involuntarily entering a depression era
I sent an email to hello@allelitewrestling.com asking them to stop including tweets in the broadcast and if you don't like tweets you can do the same
October 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I sent an email to hello@allelitewrestling.com asking them to stop including tweets in the broadcast and if you don't like tweets you can do the same
Last night my brain wouldn't let me sleep until I wrote skit about a YouTuber reviewing a baseball bat called the Mothball Demoncore
September 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Last night my brain wouldn't let me sleep until I wrote skit about a YouTuber reviewing a baseball bat called the Mothball Demoncore
Dyno-Myte!!!!! 🤼
September 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Dyno-Myte!!!!! 🤼
This is bullshit but let's be real, it was the first one I searched because I knew
September 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
This is bullshit but let's be real, it was the first one I searched because I knew
DON'T GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS
September 7, 2025 at 4:05 PM
DON'T GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS
"Now you would think that the classic waterfall would be the easiest because it has fewer moving parts, but the click-back mechanism is very delicate - probably too delicate - and in the end you realize the simplicity of the old clack-clack-clack-fwooosh is the most elegant design." 🤼
August 31, 2025 at 7:33 PM
"Now you would think that the classic waterfall would be the easiest because it has fewer moving parts, but the click-back mechanism is very delicate - probably too delicate - and in the end you realize the simplicity of the old clack-clack-clack-fwooosh is the most elegant design." 🤼
Oh we eatin good tonight 🤼
August 27, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Oh we eatin good tonight 🤼
Who the fuck is this nerd? 🤼 Not that nerd, the one on the right
August 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Who the fuck is this nerd? 🤼 Not that nerd, the one on the right
If you see this, post a random wrestling picture 🤼
August 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
If you see this, post a random wrestling picture 🤼
"I'm back in the saddle with the world's most progressive cowboy"
August 4, 2025 at 11:30 PM
"I'm back in the saddle with the world's most progressive cowboy"
I'm super glad I don't smoke weed anymore because this close up would have freaked me the fuck out 🤼
July 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I'm super glad I don't smoke weed anymore because this close up would have freaked me the fuck out 🤼
Technically not a wrestler anymore but he stole his name from our local minor league basketball team and I've seen more of his matches than theirs so he can have it 🤼
July 22, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Technically not a wrestler anymore but he stole his name from our local minor league basketball team and I've seen more of his matches than theirs so he can have it 🤼
If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from your device without context
July 19, 2025 at 5:30 AM
If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from your device without context
MJF absolutely burying Hogan, saying that the pro-wrestling community is still trying to get out from under the stigma Terry's trash performances created in the acting world 🤼
![A screenshot from an article that reads "It’s easier because of the work that The Rock, Bautista and Cena put in. Also, I feel so stupid now because Dwayne [Johnson] is also on that list I spoke about earlier too. This was a great question. You might be the only interview that gave me a question I liked. Growing up, you’re watching these guys break this mold that unfortunately Terry Bollea [Hulk Hogan] created by being one of the worst actors of all-time with Santa with Muscles, Mr. Nanny, and all that genuine garbage. Here are three men who are just great actors and proving to the world what we do is really difficult. It takes a certain type of star power to make it to the top of the professional wrestling industry. Dare I say it’s just as hard or harder than making it in the acting industry. I think those three guys broke the mold and allowed a guy like me to really get opportunities in the land of Hollywood."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:syrjpb3epwyqrqnepozs7c6s/bafkreibuespgqotbzkq5rfe5ctoy7b6br7yovfg723y7wpurv5hzdnr3le@jpeg)
July 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
MJF absolutely burying Hogan, saying that the pro-wrestling community is still trying to get out from under the stigma Terry's trash performances created in the acting world 🤼
Mercedes using the cutlery Continental style, a subtle nod to her feud with Toni Storm 🤼 It's the little details where Mone shows why she's the GOAT
June 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Mercedes using the cutlery Continental style, a subtle nod to her feud with Toni Storm 🤼 It's the little details where Mone shows why she's the GOAT
Not like this! NOT LIKE THIS!!!!
June 4, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Not like this! NOT LIKE THIS!!!!
DritMaGrit's Double or Nothing Predictions. Red is who I think will win, green is who I want to win. I do think I will be surprised tonight because I do think there will be a belt change, but it could be any of them. I'm expecting to be wrong about one of them 🤼
May 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
DritMaGrit's Double or Nothing Predictions. Red is who I think will win, green is who I want to win. I do think I will be surprised tonight because I do think there will be a belt change, but it could be any of them. I'm expecting to be wrong about one of them 🤼
They're halfway there but I need the Paragon guys to fully live this meme. I need Kyle O'Reilly to dress like he's in Refused and be as angry as the guys in Refused 🤼
May 23, 2025 at 10:50 AM
They're halfway there but I need the Paragon guys to fully live this meme. I need Kyle O'Reilly to dress like he's in Refused and be as angry as the guys in Refused 🤼
Yeah it's from watching the pilot of an X-Files spinoff called The Lone Gunmen
![Screenshot detailing similarities between the plot of the pilot of the X-Files spinoff The Lone Gunmen and the events of the 9/11 terrorist attack. Text reads "In the pilot episode, which aired March 4, 2001 (six months prior to the September 11 attacks),[5] rogue members of the U.S. government remotely hijack an airliner flying to Boston, planning to crash it into the World Trade Center, and let anti-American terrorist groups take credit in order to gain public support for a new, profitable, anti-terrorist war following the Cold War. The heroes ultimately override the controls, foiling the plot."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:syrjpb3epwyqrqnepozs7c6s/bafkreifkq2zn5umh63nqlp5k7vq7yvdxp6bnljmkytam7ekrnfdua6txfq@jpeg)
May 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Yeah it's from watching the pilot of an X-Files spinoff called The Lone Gunmen
I was wondering why Taguchi is so over when all he does is throw his ass at people and then I realized that actually yeah, yes, it makes perfect sense
May 13, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I was wondering why Taguchi is so over when all he does is throw his ass at people and then I realized that actually yeah, yes, it makes perfect sense