I've got an old Punt-Pass-Kick trophy. If trump will agree to leave office, it's his.
January 20, 2026 at 1:11 AM
I've got an old Punt-Pass-Kick trophy. If trump will agree to leave office, it's his.
This is the remedy that our opponents have chosen, and I say let us give them all they want.
January 18, 2026 at 4:52 PM
This is the remedy that our opponents have chosen, and I say let us give them all they want.
So that six-month-old who ended up in the hospital after his family got tear gassed on their way home, the kid was looking to start some trouble?
January 18, 2026 at 4:22 PM
So that six-month-old who ended up in the hospital after his family got tear gassed on their way home, the kid was looking to start some trouble?
And they might be comparatively welcomed there, at least not resisted constantly. Which is the point if you're looking for an excuse to declare martial law.
January 17, 2026 at 3:31 PM
And they might be comparatively welcomed there, at least not resisted constantly. Which is the point if you're looking for an excuse to declare martial law.
Which is to say 'Canada makes reasonable decisions and knows how to deal with a petulant child'.
Let's hope there's something left to fix when we get our house in order.
Let's hope there's something left to fix when we get our house in order.
January 16, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Which is to say 'Canada makes reasonable decisions and knows how to deal with a petulant child'.
Let's hope there's something left to fix when we get our house in order.
Let's hope there's something left to fix when we get our house in order.
Making Other Countries Great Again.
January 16, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Making Other Countries Great Again.
Putin knows this, it's his wet dream come true.
January 14, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Putin knows this, it's his wet dream come true.
Compared to what? They like leagues better than ebola or polonium tea.
That belongs on a t-shirt.
That belongs on a t-shirt.
January 11, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Compared to what? They like leagues better than ebola or polonium tea.
That belongs on a t-shirt.
That belongs on a t-shirt.
He doesn't want the 'honor', trump doesn't know what that means. He just wants the trophy.
January 11, 2026 at 5:18 PM
He doesn't want the 'honor', trump doesn't know what that means. He just wants the trophy.
Agree or disagree about pedophiles, you have to admit they *do* slow down in school zones.
January 5, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Agree or disagree about pedophiles, you have to admit they *do* slow down in school zones.
It's essentially a mic drop - drop-off the bone is perfection.
December 31, 2025 at 11:14 PM
It's essentially a mic drop - drop-off the bone is perfection.
In his defense, I can't wait to forget everything I can about him.
December 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
In his defense, I can't wait to forget everything I can about him.
How do you even move that much lobster out the thermidor?
December 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
How do you even move that much lobster out the thermidor?
Shit, I think he beat a few of those tats off.
December 20, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Shit, I think he beat a few of those tats off.
Didn't Leavitt say something to this effect like a week or two back? That this is just trump being trump and we knew this when we re-elected him?
December 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Didn't Leavitt say something to this effect like a week or two back? That this is just trump being trump and we knew this when we re-elected him?
Yeah, but it 'exploded' against his ... bullet-proof vest.
And then re-wrapped itself, but ... fine.
And then re-wrapped itself, but ... fine.
December 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Yeah, but it 'exploded' against his ... bullet-proof vest.
And then re-wrapped itself, but ... fine.
And then re-wrapped itself, but ... fine.
Ah, then we can expect a barrage of ‘he’s not actually maga cuz … you know …’ starting soon.
December 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Ah, then we can expect a barrage of ‘he’s not actually maga cuz … you know …’ starting soon.
Sooo pardon in-coming in 3, 2, ...
December 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Sooo pardon in-coming in 3, 2, ...
Think we're getting a glimpse into the process here.
trump: is it elves? I hear Santa's elves are thieves, no papers ...
They: uh, yes sir. It's elves.
trump: so smart, me ...
trump: is it elves? I hear Santa's elves are thieves, no papers ...
They: uh, yes sir. It's elves.
trump: so smart, me ...
December 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Think we're getting a glimpse into the process here.
trump: is it elves? I hear Santa's elves are thieves, no papers ...
They: uh, yes sir. It's elves.
trump: so smart, me ...
trump: is it elves? I hear Santa's elves are thieves, no papers ...
They: uh, yes sir. It's elves.
trump: so smart, me ...
Dunno, but AI 7 of 9's got it going *on*.
December 2, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Dunno, but AI 7 of 9's got it going *on*.
In broad daylight? The actual fuck.
November 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
In broad daylight? The actual fuck.
The message being ‘if you have one of these tattooed on your body you’re welcome in the us armed forces’.
November 20, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The message being ‘if you have one of these tattooed on your body you’re welcome in the us armed forces’.
Possible that he's received assurances that they've been sanitized by the FBI teams?
November 17, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Possible that he's received assurances that they've been sanitized by the FBI teams?
'Punishingly intricate'.
November 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
'Punishingly intricate'.