Todd Hartmann
tjhartmann.bsky.social
Todd Hartmann
@tjhartmann.bsky.social
DevOps super soldier
Cat whisperer
Mensch
November 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
October 8, 2025 at 3:16 AM
This is me rocking a Winnie the Pooh bib in the early 70s. I don’t do sports takes. 😸
July 10, 2025 at 5:30 AM
June 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Feed cleanser. Sea turtles chilling out at Poipu beach Kauai.
May 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
March 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM
March 24, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Anyone got one with Schumer?
March 16, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Feed cleanser. Happy caturday!
March 16, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Feed cleanser. Oldest cat/youngest cat. Oldest on the left (tongue out(.
February 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
This image is sticking with me. Luca Brasi probably had a higher IQ.
February 24, 2025 at 4:39 AM
February 20, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Yeah, but is he a cat void dad? Black cats rule.
February 5, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Dear fuckwits I blocked who said Trump would be better for Palestinians than Harris. How ya feel me now???
February 5, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Scream into this void and you get the murder mittens
February 5, 2025 at 7:24 AM
The cruelty, chaos, corruption, callousness, calumny, cowardice, and creepiness is the point.

Hmm. What other words start with the letter c? Over to you Janey Godley.
January 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
January 26, 2025 at 5:18 AM
And they won’t let me upload a screenshot either
January 23, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Not a bug - it’s a feature
January 23, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Tried to share a photo of the “camp Auschwitz sweatshirt” guy from FUCKING NBC NEWS on Facebook and received this “warning”

Fuck Zuck.
January 23, 2025 at 4:15 AM