Hey @BenStiller, thanks to you I can’t read this without launching into a Zoolander impersonation.

Seven years ago today 17 kids went to my old alma mater and never came home. I can’t believe it’s been that long and we still haven’t taken steps towards addressing this problem. Thinking of you, Eagles - those still with us and those who left us far too soon.

Carry On is only 6.6 million views away from the number two spot on Netflix’s all-time most successful movies. Help us get there and maybe Netflix will let me give you Traveler’s real name. (They won’t.) Let’s goooooooooo

Felt cute might delete later.

Sunday morning writing.

Writing is serious business.

Boom. Downloaded.

Out of all the Carry-On discourse, no one has brought up that fact that while Traveler may be evil, he is still a really good tipper.

With 150 million views and climbing, Carry On is now the fifth biggest Netflix movie of all time. Thanks so much to everyone who watched it!

My wife and I are going to a masquerade NYE party tonight so we decided to model and 3d print our own.

Rescue successful. Say hello to Watson.

Hey @TSA if you’re gonna lurk, lurk via Blue Sky, IG, Twitter, or Threads. No one uses LinkedIn.

Time to rewatch the O.G. airport action movie. #respect

Fun times at the Carry On premiere last night!

Set your reminders… it’s almost time.

Soon.