@tjamesosborne.bsky.social
Dammit, I was planning on trading my true name for a few books. Ruined...
December 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Dammit, I was planning on trading my true name for a few books. Ruined...
I'll take "places where 5 pounds of vaseline can do the most good for humanity" for 500, Alex.
December 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I'll take "places where 5 pounds of vaseline can do the most good for humanity" for 500, Alex.
Depends what they have to work with...
December 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Depends what they have to work with...
I am "the public" I have an interest.
December 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I am "the public" I have an interest.
MAGA bots coming to bluesky, pretty soon they'll have a nice little ecosystem talking too each other.
December 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
MAGA bots coming to bluesky, pretty soon they'll have a nice little ecosystem talking too each other.
It's also simultaneously a giant mess F------------------ but that's Biden's fault.
Schroedingers economy...
Schroedingers economy...
December 9, 2025 at 3:21 PM
It's also simultaneously a giant mess F------------------ but that's Biden's fault.
Schroedingers economy...
Schroedingers economy...
two more weeks?
December 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
two more weeks?
"Starting a lawnmower sure looks complicated"
What's with the Simpsons skin tone? Do alzheimers meds cause liver damage?
What's with the Simpsons skin tone? Do alzheimers meds cause liver damage?
December 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
"Starting a lawnmower sure looks complicated"
What's with the Simpsons skin tone? Do alzheimers meds cause liver damage?
What's with the Simpsons skin tone? Do alzheimers meds cause liver damage?
Turkey was the same price as last year. Last year there was a giant bird flu outbreak.
December 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Turkey was the same price as last year. Last year there was a giant bird flu outbreak.
Are you saying a grumpy old man needs to leave his house to get people to kiss his ass?
The presenters get all the attention at the Kennedy center. This way one person gets to present all the awards.
The presenters get all the attention at the Kennedy center. This way one person gets to present all the awards.
December 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Are you saying a grumpy old man needs to leave his house to get people to kiss his ass?
The presenters get all the attention at the Kennedy center. This way one person gets to present all the awards.
The presenters get all the attention at the Kennedy center. This way one person gets to present all the awards.
You are the next level of human evolution if you can conceive of and construct those burritos without chemical assistance.
December 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
You are the next level of human evolution if you can conceive of and construct those burritos without chemical assistance.
Hmmm 600grand in bribes isn't enough to cover the pardon fee. They must not have found them all...
December 3, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Hmmm 600grand in bribes isn't enough to cover the pardon fee. They must not have found them all...
I guess when you're trying to stack a press conference and the only idiots you can find are these two....
December 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I guess when you're trying to stack a press conference and the only idiots you can find are these two....
yeah, when the cops don't know anything yet, this is better than making shit up for a press conference.
December 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
yeah, when the cops don't know anything yet, this is better than making shit up for a press conference.
Pete has been wearing that jacket for 10 years now, maybe someone should show him how to pack it so it doesn't look like he slept in it.
This is the trouble with women thinking you're a schmuck and not having any gay friends. You walk around looking like a schlub and no one tells you.
This is the trouble with women thinking you're a schmuck and not having any gay friends. You walk around looking like a schlub and no one tells you.
December 1, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Pete has been wearing that jacket for 10 years now, maybe someone should show him how to pack it so it doesn't look like he slept in it.
This is the trouble with women thinking you're a schmuck and not having any gay friends. You walk around looking like a schlub and no one tells you.
This is the trouble with women thinking you're a schmuck and not having any gay friends. You walk around looking like a schlub and no one tells you.
They keep kicking it down the line. 5 bucks says some O6 gets a bad conduct discharge for giving the illegal order and retires to a career in defense contract consulting...
December 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
They keep kicking it down the line. 5 bucks says some O6 gets a bad conduct discharge for giving the illegal order and retires to a career in defense contract consulting...
el Trumpos enemies list. That's like an academy award for people who don't suck!
November 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
el Trumpos enemies list. That's like an academy award for people who don't suck!
How very convenient. Also provides the rational for ending asylum application as planned in project 2025.
November 29, 2025 at 2:12 AM
How very convenient. Also provides the rational for ending asylum application as planned in project 2025.
Next person in line should jest repeat the question verbatim...
November 28, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Next person in line should jest repeat the question verbatim...
Can we just rebrand Mar a Largo as "Bay of Pigs" instead?
November 28, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Can we just rebrand Mar a Largo as "Bay of Pigs" instead?
Yeah, but when you get a bunch of frantic text messages from Dershowitz at 2am it seems like more...
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Yeah, but when you get a bunch of frantic text messages from Dershowitz at 2am it seems like more...
Oil and distraction.
November 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Oil and distraction.
It's the peak of ZZA films, if that's your thing. Whoever made this list went to film school and was born between 1978 and 1981.
November 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
It's the peak of ZZA films, if that's your thing. Whoever made this list went to film school and was born between 1978 and 1981.
