Tom
tjagilist.bsky.social
Tom
@tjagilist.bsky.social
Done being serious all the time
As someone who has worked alongside some legends of Civic Tech in the Govt, and supported programs that were founded by Mikey Dickerson and USDS, I'd like to send off Elon as he departs DOGE with the same words that Kendrick said to Drake:

"You not a colleague you a fucking colonizer"
May 29, 2025 at 11:01 AM
@buildwithtori.com hey I've pinged you in a few places. @collinbuildsai.bsky.social and I have some help to offer for the new app. Can we chat?
January 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Let's go home folks
January 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
If we get back there the memes will be 🔥
I confirmed with a friend in Europe, our profiles are still there. People can still watch our videos, and interact with them. It’s just 170 million comatose American accounts.
January 19, 2025 at 1:48 PM
You know how you think "if I just watch Top Gun again, maybe Goose won't die"?

That was me this morning trying to open tiktok.
January 19, 2025 at 1:22 PM
There is only one company with the existing resources, legal US entity, built mobile platform, and millions of daily active users that could spin up an online community tomorrow to replace tiktok...
@pornhub.com it's your time to shine
January 19, 2025 at 1:09 PM
@shanemorris.sucks fyi your invite to become a Commanders fan hasn't expired yet just sayin
January 19, 2025 at 12:49 PM
ScalingStories, you were the 🐐
January 19, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I saw a lady in DC tell a maga tourist to "take the silver line to Capital Heights" when he was asking for directions to the inauguration. I hope that lady is blessed with whatever brings her happiness in life.
January 19, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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my critics are just jealous that I am able to be both a pro-level gamer AND the biggest asshole who ever lived
January 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Reminder that if Trump only allows tiktok back via an EO, he's effectively holding us all hostage. It would be the equivalent to a passport bro telling his mail order bride to stay in line or he'd send her back.
I guarantee this is part of the deal they’ve worked out. “I’ll grant you the extension, but you have to shut down, and you have to make it clear to all 170 million users that I’m the one who can and will save you.”
January 19, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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Great placement
January 19, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Just setting the record straight, I was totally going to jump on the "show my balloon knot a few min before midnight" trend on tiktok.... but they shut down at 10pm
January 19, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I had two tiktok accounts. One of them i let go by the wayside, which was dedicated to creating memes about Dungeons & Dragons. I regret stopping making those videos. They were such a creative outlet for me.
January 19, 2025 at 4:19 AM
@mcuban.bsky.social yo brother Cuban. Not 4 years but a lifetime. I've got the crew building the replacement for tiktok. Please ping me
January 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Okay working with a few developers and data scientists to connect a TikTok clone to BlueSky.

Unique fact is we aren't just making a duplicate front-end, we are closing in a powerful algorithm!

@shanemorris.sucks @tjagilist.bsky.social @captainnatalie.com
January 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM
The next few months are going to be really interesting with govt contracts. I'm already seeing a lot of stuff that is getting shoved out the door before the next administration comes in
December 15, 2024 at 3:49 PM
My family has a firm "comfy clothes" policy for all while in our home. If you come over in jeans, we are going to judge you and won't hide our disdain.
December 15, 2024 at 2:10 PM
I think the rest of my stovetop burners are jealous of front-left
December 15, 2024 at 1:59 PM