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I knew he had a brain disorder the first time I heard "Uptown girl".
Hope he gets better though.
Hope he gets better though.
May 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I knew he had a brain disorder the first time I heard "Uptown girl".
Hope he gets better though.
Hope he gets better though.
Elon's creepy ugly upper lip that's perpetually and disgustingly glued to his teeth, has the gayest, most depraved hairdressers on fire island vowing to never let him blow them. Seems dry and unpleasant, but they have promised to ass blast him to mars before Capt. Kirk gets there.
April 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Elon's creepy ugly upper lip that's perpetually and disgustingly glued to his teeth, has the gayest, most depraved hairdressers on fire island vowing to never let him blow them. Seems dry and unpleasant, but they have promised to ass blast him to mars before Capt. Kirk gets there.
fvck that bald, pencil necked c@cksvcker.
AOC needs to go down to his office and kick the sh!t out of that alien looking pvssy.
Then stuff him into a locker until he leans to behave himself.
AOC needs to go down to his office and kick the sh!t out of that alien looking pvssy.
Then stuff him into a locker until he leans to behave himself.
March 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
fvck that bald, pencil necked c@cksvcker.
AOC needs to go down to his office and kick the sh!t out of that alien looking pvssy.
Then stuff him into a locker until he leans to behave himself.
AOC needs to go down to his office and kick the sh!t out of that alien looking pvssy.
Then stuff him into a locker until he leans to behave himself.
Before I realized what a craven filthy slut she was we had a torrid week of undignified sex.
Her favorite act was the "Donkey Punch".
Google it, you're welcome.
Every other time we did it, her tiny brain would tilt, but an hour later we'd do it & she was back to whatever constitutes normal for her.
Her favorite act was the "Donkey Punch".
Google it, you're welcome.
Every other time we did it, her tiny brain would tilt, but an hour later we'd do it & she was back to whatever constitutes normal for her.
February 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Before I realized what a craven filthy slut she was we had a torrid week of undignified sex.
Her favorite act was the "Donkey Punch".
Google it, you're welcome.
Every other time we did it, her tiny brain would tilt, but an hour later we'd do it & she was back to whatever constitutes normal for her.
Her favorite act was the "Donkey Punch".
Google it, you're welcome.
Every other time we did it, her tiny brain would tilt, but an hour later we'd do it & she was back to whatever constitutes normal for her.
It's may not me ketamine.Baron has very long arms and I don't see his hands in this video.
January 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
It's may not me ketamine.Baron has very long arms and I don't see his hands in this video.
Does your dad still have Dana Gould's fax machine?
January 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Does your dad still have Dana Gould's fax machine?
Cleanings? That's a laugh!
Haven't had a cleaning for the past 35 years that didn't require a DEEP cleaning consisting of at least two extra appointments & an out of pocket $400. Fuck dentists. I make it my personal goal to fuck their wives with full consent & broken condoms. Let them work it out.
Haven't had a cleaning for the past 35 years that didn't require a DEEP cleaning consisting of at least two extra appointments & an out of pocket $400. Fuck dentists. I make it my personal goal to fuck their wives with full consent & broken condoms. Let them work it out.
January 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Cleanings? That's a laugh!
Haven't had a cleaning for the past 35 years that didn't require a DEEP cleaning consisting of at least two extra appointments & an out of pocket $400. Fuck dentists. I make it my personal goal to fuck their wives with full consent & broken condoms. Let them work it out.
Haven't had a cleaning for the past 35 years that didn't require a DEEP cleaning consisting of at least two extra appointments & an out of pocket $400. Fuck dentists. I make it my personal goal to fuck their wives with full consent & broken condoms. Let them work it out.
We forget about these tragic loses.
January 13, 2025 at 1:44 AM
We forget about these tragic loses.
He's a very sad chubby wimp.
The only thing that brings him joy is a dick in his mouth.
The only thing that brings him joy is a dick in his mouth.
January 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
He's a very sad chubby wimp.
The only thing that brings him joy is a dick in his mouth.
The only thing that brings him joy is a dick in his mouth.
That massive flabby extra chin makes him look like a fat white Grinch who tried to steal the World Series.
Enjoy the hot dogs in front of your TV from now on you lazy, retarded, obese, greasy c@cksvcking tub of goo.
Enjoy the hot dogs in front of your TV from now on you lazy, retarded, obese, greasy c@cksvcking tub of goo.
January 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
That massive flabby extra chin makes him look like a fat white Grinch who tried to steal the World Series.
Enjoy the hot dogs in front of your TV from now on you lazy, retarded, obese, greasy c@cksvcking tub of goo.
Enjoy the hot dogs in front of your TV from now on you lazy, retarded, obese, greasy c@cksvcking tub of goo.
Wasn't built in a day, didn't fall in a day.
January 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Wasn't built in a day, didn't fall in a day.
That is funny.
I like to pat myself on the back because I never bought a tesla.
My tax dollars did basically buy the entire company and my government gifted the whole thing to a goofy, racist, awkward, weird, little c@cksucking illegal immigrant.
Next 4 years will be an adventure.
I like to pat myself on the back because I never bought a tesla.
My tax dollars did basically buy the entire company and my government gifted the whole thing to a goofy, racist, awkward, weird, little c@cksucking illegal immigrant.
Next 4 years will be an adventure.
January 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
That is funny.
I like to pat myself on the back because I never bought a tesla.
My tax dollars did basically buy the entire company and my government gifted the whole thing to a goofy, racist, awkward, weird, little c@cksucking illegal immigrant.
Next 4 years will be an adventure.
I like to pat myself on the back because I never bought a tesla.
My tax dollars did basically buy the entire company and my government gifted the whole thing to a goofy, racist, awkward, weird, little c@cksucking illegal immigrant.
Next 4 years will be an adventure.
And we thought you were a hero before.
January 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
And we thought you were a hero before.
MTG is said to be the mutant offspring of that time when a retarded jackass fucked a pig.
While that explains the hooves and that ungodly screeching noise emanating from that fucked up gaping maw, where do the 3 cloves come from?
While that explains the hooves and that ungodly screeching noise emanating from that fucked up gaping maw, where do the 3 cloves come from?
January 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
MTG is said to be the mutant offspring of that time when a retarded jackass fucked a pig.
While that explains the hooves and that ungodly screeching noise emanating from that fucked up gaping maw, where do the 3 cloves come from?
While that explains the hooves and that ungodly screeching noise emanating from that fucked up gaping maw, where do the 3 cloves come from?
No.
See, after her mom's funnyreal when she wouldn't allow him in the car?
He tweaked a couple things in the pre-nup and now when they are spotted in the wild, she can be no farther than 5 ft away.
It's like a reverse straining order. She gets an extra 5 rubles a day. That stupid Slovenian cvnt
See, after her mom's funnyreal when she wouldn't allow him in the car?
He tweaked a couple things in the pre-nup and now when they are spotted in the wild, she can be no farther than 5 ft away.
It's like a reverse straining order. She gets an extra 5 rubles a day. That stupid Slovenian cvnt
January 1, 2025 at 3:22 AM
No.
See, after her mom's funnyreal when she wouldn't allow him in the car?
He tweaked a couple things in the pre-nup and now when they are spotted in the wild, she can be no farther than 5 ft away.
It's like a reverse straining order. She gets an extra 5 rubles a day. That stupid Slovenian cvnt
See, after her mom's funnyreal when she wouldn't allow him in the car?
He tweaked a couple things in the pre-nup and now when they are spotted in the wild, she can be no farther than 5 ft away.
It's like a reverse straining order. She gets an extra 5 rubles a day. That stupid Slovenian cvnt
Is it on PPV?
I got the $100k, but I'd like to avoid the stench, the unruly rubes & the inbred mongoloids.
The second "o" in that word makes them seem excessively stupid.
Large fiveheads, incoherent babbling & the distance between the eyes seem comical, yet kinda charming.
I want 1 instead of a cat
I got the $100k, but I'd like to avoid the stench, the unruly rubes & the inbred mongoloids.
The second "o" in that word makes them seem excessively stupid.
Large fiveheads, incoherent babbling & the distance between the eyes seem comical, yet kinda charming.
I want 1 instead of a cat
December 31, 2024 at 5:37 AM
Is it on PPV?
I got the $100k, but I'd like to avoid the stench, the unruly rubes & the inbred mongoloids.
The second "o" in that word makes them seem excessively stupid.
Large fiveheads, incoherent babbling & the distance between the eyes seem comical, yet kinda charming.
I want 1 instead of a cat
I got the $100k, but I'd like to avoid the stench, the unruly rubes & the inbred mongoloids.
The second "o" in that word makes them seem excessively stupid.
Large fiveheads, incoherent babbling & the distance between the eyes seem comical, yet kinda charming.
I want 1 instead of a cat
This retarded, vapid, mutant, yard ape couldn't detonate a simple pipe bomb, pass any legislation,impeach anyone or even groom her filthy shit caked hooves.
I'm gonna believe she's gonna make anybody pay for anything?
Why don't she make herself pay back her PPP loans.
I'd be impressed.
She's a cvnt
I'm gonna believe she's gonna make anybody pay for anything?
Why don't she make herself pay back her PPP loans.
I'd be impressed.
She's a cvnt
December 31, 2024 at 5:23 AM
This retarded, vapid, mutant, yard ape couldn't detonate a simple pipe bomb, pass any legislation,impeach anyone or even groom her filthy shit caked hooves.
I'm gonna believe she's gonna make anybody pay for anything?
Why don't she make herself pay back her PPP loans.
I'd be impressed.
She's a cvnt
I'm gonna believe she's gonna make anybody pay for anything?
Why don't she make herself pay back her PPP loans.
I'd be impressed.
She's a cvnt
Maybe we can pool some money together and spring Luigi.
trump proved secret service isn't worth one of MTG's hoof clippings.
This c@cksvcker's got a real "Shoot your load in my face" kinda vibe, don't you think?
trump proved secret service isn't worth one of MTG's hoof clippings.
This c@cksvcker's got a real "Shoot your load in my face" kinda vibe, don't you think?
December 30, 2024 at 5:25 AM
Maybe we can pool some money together and spring Luigi.
trump proved secret service isn't worth one of MTG's hoof clippings.
This c@cksvcker's got a real "Shoot your load in my face" kinda vibe, don't you think?
trump proved secret service isn't worth one of MTG's hoof clippings.
This c@cksvcker's got a real "Shoot your load in my face" kinda vibe, don't you think?
He also loves Amyl poppers. What do you think he uses them for?
The poppers "craze" began in the gay male community in bars, discos and bathhouses.
I was working in the beauty supply business and living in San Francisco in the 80's & 90's. All the fellas couldn't STFU about them.
Explains so much.
The poppers "craze" began in the gay male community in bars, discos and bathhouses.
I was working in the beauty supply business and living in San Francisco in the 80's & 90's. All the fellas couldn't STFU about them.
Explains so much.
December 30, 2024 at 3:32 AM
He also loves Amyl poppers. What do you think he uses them for?
The poppers "craze" began in the gay male community in bars, discos and bathhouses.
I was working in the beauty supply business and living in San Francisco in the 80's & 90's. All the fellas couldn't STFU about them.
Explains so much.
The poppers "craze" began in the gay male community in bars, discos and bathhouses.
I was working in the beauty supply business and living in San Francisco in the 80's & 90's. All the fellas couldn't STFU about them.
Explains so much.
I dunno, I think he would be excellent at sucking the raw milk out of JFK Jr.'s unvaccinated dick.
Probably pays less, but the street cred with the red hat lunatic fringe would go a long way.
Probably pays less, but the street cred with the red hat lunatic fringe would go a long way.
December 29, 2024 at 7:44 PM
I dunno, I think he would be excellent at sucking the raw milk out of JFK Jr.'s unvaccinated dick.
Probably pays less, but the street cred with the red hat lunatic fringe would go a long way.
Probably pays less, but the street cred with the red hat lunatic fringe would go a long way.
Stupid kid with a stupid name and a stupid father is also racist. Even I know calling an African a monkey is racist and inappropriate.
Now turn his face around and literally fvck it you retarded little f@gg@t
Now turn his face around and literally fvck it you retarded little f@gg@t
December 29, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Stupid kid with a stupid name and a stupid father is also racist. Even I know calling an African a monkey is racist and inappropriate.
Now turn his face around and literally fvck it you retarded little f@gg@t
Now turn his face around and literally fvck it you retarded little f@gg@t
MTG is a filthy mutant cvnt with three toes per hoof and no one has been able to determine if she has the smallest dick or the largest clit.
I'll keep you posted.
I'll keep you posted.
December 29, 2024 at 5:18 AM
MTG is a filthy mutant cvnt with three toes per hoof and no one has been able to determine if she has the smallest dick or the largest clit.
I'll keep you posted.
I'll keep you posted.
Let's work on this. We're Americans. Look how fast we took care of that bridge back east that time.
It's not like we don't have enough guns.
It's not like we don't have enough guns.
December 29, 2024 at 3:34 AM
Let's work on this. We're Americans. Look how fast we took care of that bridge back east that time.
It's not like we don't have enough guns.
It's not like we don't have enough guns.
But if the hookers paid you to let them suck your dick.
Me? I'd rather beat off.
Me? I'd rather beat off.
December 28, 2024 at 4:39 PM
But if the hookers paid you to let them suck your dick.
Me? I'd rather beat off.
Me? I'd rather beat off.