Now let's talk about how many fellow Texans truly believe it was an intentional act of weather manipulation. We may be reaching peak stupidity in the conservative party at this point.

The "Twilight" kind of vampires too, seeing as how some of them have been glittered lately. 😆

Hey, we earned those bags fair and square, be proud of them!

We realize the gravity of what he did; but our tangerine turd doesn't care.

Cowards.

Who cares what Hungary thinks?