I have never read the Bible, but I did watch Bible Black. Best I can tell, they’re not all that much different.

I’m craving that snuggle on the couch and watch a sappy movie kinna shit rn. Issue being that I’m at work. 😔

I’m starting to think I’ve been putting too much stock into passing. Maybe all I really want is to just look hot.

How tf am I supposed to sit like this???

weed, sluts, bitches, jesus. long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. then, everything changed when the jesus nation attacked.

Calves are killing me from wearing 5” heels for 8 hours, but it was so worth it to be out on the town with good people. 💕

Aladdin is p4p (princess for princess)

Can’t even recline in an office chair because I don’t have enough body weight

I’m a transgender travesty. A transvesty.

We were curled up together, half naked. She had brought a book of poetry, and we took turns reading passages.

This was last night; but now, after spending some time to consider what my girlfriend and I had been up to, I came to a realization.

I might be gay. 🤔

She’s an accident looking for somewhere to happen.

I’ve finally figured out my type: She’s stronger than me.

Can’t gain weight eating cheap ramen. There’s no trans fat.

Broke the pillbox I use for my antiboyotics 😔

Even bananas get circumcised. When will this tyranny end?

I may have doubled up my spiro dose today. Haha hope this doesn’t have consequences..

Friendly reminder that Opeth not only exists, their music fucks too.