Christopher Titus
@titusnation.bsky.social
Comedian, writer,
fair and brutal, self aware and oblivious, pragmatically delusional, independent and co-dependent.
CARRYING MONSTERS my new 90 min at Christophertitus.com
fair and brutal, self aware and oblivious, pragmatically delusional, independent and co-dependent.
CARRYING MONSTERS my new 90 min at Christophertitus.com
Trump’s a Russian asset.
July 6, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Trump’s a Russian asset.
Every time I see his lifts making him stand like this I hear. “You Been hit by, you been struck by, a smooth criminal.”
34 time convicted…
34 time convicted…
June 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Every time I see his lifts making him stand like this I hear. “You Been hit by, you been struck by, a smooth criminal.”
34 time convicted…
34 time convicted…
“All we’ve got is each other.”
Don’t comply, Rise up.
Don’t comply, Rise up.
May 20, 2025 at 12:44 PM
“All we’ve got is each other.”
Don’t comply, Rise up.
Don’t comply, Rise up.
One billionaire hired another billionaire to take food out of kids mouths and make sure they died of cancer. MAGA.
May 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM
One billionaire hired another billionaire to take food out of kids mouths and make sure they died of cancer. MAGA.
So weird, mom and dad together and no one is stabbed.
May 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
So weird, mom and dad together and no one is stabbed.
Being great again doesn’t feel like I thought it would.
April 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Being great again doesn’t feel like I thought it would.
100 days.
He is polling lower than the first time and the lowest of almost President in history at 100 days.
Winning.
The President of the united states is being sued by states who have united.
He is polling lower than the first time and the lowest of almost President in history at 100 days.
Winning.
The President of the united states is being sued by states who have united.
April 24, 2025 at 12:01 PM
100 days.
He is polling lower than the first time and the lowest of almost President in history at 100 days.
Winning.
The President of the united states is being sued by states who have united.
He is polling lower than the first time and the lowest of almost President in history at 100 days.
Winning.
The President of the united states is being sued by states who have united.
China just dropped an 84% tariff on us. You know, kissing his ass.
April 9, 2025 at 12:40 PM
China just dropped an 84% tariff on us. You know, kissing his ass.
Biden didn’t fix egg prices.
April 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Biden didn’t fix egg prices.
HEY ZELENSKY !!
THIS IS A SUIT THAT RESPECTS THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT!!! Get your shit together.
THIS IS A SUIT THAT RESPECTS THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT!!! Get your shit together.
April 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
HEY ZELENSKY !!
THIS IS A SUIT THAT RESPECTS THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT!!! Get your shit together.
THIS IS A SUIT THAT RESPECTS THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT!!! Get your shit together.
We are Dumb AF and have the arrogance to say the educated are "ELITES" Damn fucking right they're are, compared to you ignorant douches. Read, learn something, your phone that has every piece of knowledge in human history. Stupid is YOUR fault and you deserve the consequences of your dumb-assery.
March 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
We are Dumb AF and have the arrogance to say the educated are "ELITES" Damn fucking right they're are, compared to you ignorant douches. Read, learn something, your phone that has every piece of knowledge in human history. Stupid is YOUR fault and you deserve the consequences of your dumb-assery.
As a car guy, who builds, fabricates and customizes. All the Nazi-ness aside... this is disqualifying for any car company. What a POS
March 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
As a car guy, who builds, fabricates and customizes. All the Nazi-ness aside... this is disqualifying for any car company. What a POS
Evil. It’s just fucking evil.
March 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Evil. It’s just fucking evil.
Saving that money!!!
March 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Saving that money!!!
Has there ever been a better metaphor for an administration?
March 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Has there ever been a better metaphor for an administration?
What was the meeting on this? Who thought “ here’s what we’ll do we’ll hold up tiny signs and get old man Johnson to wave his cane. This will stop fascism, on three”
“Excuse me, why three, why not five? “
“Fuck I’m just not going.”
“Excuse me, why three, why not five? “
“Fuck I’m just not going.”
March 6, 2025 at 8:10 AM
What was the meeting on this? Who thought “ here’s what we’ll do we’ll hold up tiny signs and get old man Johnson to wave his cane. This will stop fascism, on three”
“Excuse me, why three, why not five? “
“Fuck I’m just not going.”
“Excuse me, why three, why not five? “
“Fuck I’m just not going.”
I wrote this in 2020, I hate that @occupydemocrats.bsky.social used it and didn’t credit me. Yeah, I know, I’m whiny
February 27, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I wrote this in 2020, I hate that @occupydemocrats.bsky.social used it and didn’t credit me. Yeah, I know, I’m whiny
Only one of these should be a statue.
February 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Only one of these should be a statue.
He wants this in Gaza. Can we get anyone to do an Iran, Saddam Hussein statue beheading? This should show you how fukn crazy this aged, addled, asshole truly is. Get mad, get ready because he’s not kidding
February 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
He wants this in Gaza. Can we get anyone to do an Iran, Saddam Hussein statue beheading? This should show you how fukn crazy this aged, addled, asshole truly is. Get mad, get ready because he’s not kidding
We did these because I want one. They are at christophertitus.com
February 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
We did these because I want one. They are at christophertitus.com
This went up IN GERMANY, I give it four Heils. Listen I owned TWO Tesla Model S vehicles. When Space Elmo became a crazy fuck, I sold it. Bought a Rivian, everything else aside The Riv, IS THE SHIT, better built, better tech, I love this Truck. Love.
February 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
This went up IN GERMANY, I give it four Heils. Listen I owned TWO Tesla Model S vehicles. When Space Elmo became a crazy fuck, I sold it. Bought a Rivian, everything else aside The Riv, IS THE SHIT, better built, better tech, I love this Truck. Love.