Clash of the Titus
@titusandrogynous.bsky.social
A little frog man. Tech journalist. Opinions are all mine baby. Semi-professional shitposter. He/They
Don’t tell them about the Campbell’s Kids in the sombrero and serape
July 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Don’t tell them about the Campbell’s Kids in the sombrero and serape
There will be no toy makers to the king
May 1, 2025 at 1:04 PM
There will be no toy makers to the king
Zuckerberg is a fucking Nazi. And since they don’t fact check anymore, no one can prove me wrong
January 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Zuckerberg is a fucking Nazi. And since they don’t fact check anymore, no one can prove me wrong
I was on TikTok until it went dark last night at 10:38pm EST. Today I opened the app out of habit and it works again
So what happened in the 12 hours in between?
So what happened in the 12 hours in between?
January 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I was on TikTok until it went dark last night at 10:38pm EST. Today I opened the app out of habit and it works again
So what happened in the 12 hours in between?
So what happened in the 12 hours in between?
The TCL robot is a nightmare
January 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The TCL robot is a nightmare
Looks like my girl Green Bean Casserole!
December 16, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Looks like my girl Green Bean Casserole!
Anyone in the Cleveland area who doesn’t have a place to be tomorrow for Thanksgiving, or you just want to avoid a dramatic family dinner, Geek Peek will be open 2-9pm
Go stay warm, make some friends, and support a local business
Go stay warm, make some friends, and support a local business
November 27, 2024 at 8:19 PM
Anyone in the Cleveland area who doesn’t have a place to be tomorrow for Thanksgiving, or you just want to avoid a dramatic family dinner, Geek Peek will be open 2-9pm
Go stay warm, make some friends, and support a local business
Go stay warm, make some friends, and support a local business
CW: flashing lights
Can’t believe I forgot to attach a video to the first post lol. This one is the midnight galaxy color way straight out of the box
Can’t believe I forgot to attach a video to the first post lol. This one is the midnight galaxy color way straight out of the box
November 13, 2024 at 9:16 PM
CW: flashing lights
Can’t believe I forgot to attach a video to the first post lol. This one is the midnight galaxy color way straight out of the box
Can’t believe I forgot to attach a video to the first post lol. This one is the midnight galaxy color way straight out of the box
Get Gooped, idiots
November 11, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Get Gooped, idiots
It’s Green Bean Casserole season
October 31, 2024 at 2:06 PM
It’s Green Bean Casserole season
Everyone say happy gotcha day to Carmilla!
October 30, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Everyone say happy gotcha day to Carmilla!
Ethel Merman is so old, he booked the last room at the inn so Mary had to sleep in the barn
October 29, 2024 at 2:58 PM
Ethel Merman is so old, he booked the last room at the inn so Mary had to sleep in the barn
My parents’ working cat had another baby. His name is, appropriately, Chaos
October 26, 2024 at 9:52 PM
My parents’ working cat had another baby. His name is, appropriately, Chaos
Ethel Merman is so old, he was the first brick thrown at Stonewall
October 26, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Ethel Merman is so old, he was the first brick thrown at Stonewall
“What is the crime? Accepting a bribe? A succulent Turkish bribe?” - Eric Adams
October 1, 2024 at 5:33 PM
“What is the crime? Accepting a bribe? A succulent Turkish bribe?” - Eric Adams
Kitten Kaboodle is Handsome Shrek
September 12, 2024 at 1:32 PM
Kitten Kaboodle is Handsome Shrek
They tried to put me on the cover of Vogue, but my legs were too long
September 12, 2024 at 1:08 PM
They tried to put me on the cover of Vogue, but my legs were too long
I’m not fucking sorry, but to me this is the drag equivalent of going to a Walmart at 3pm on a Wednesday in a Snuggie and Cookie Monster pants
What the fuck is this besides a mess?
What the fuck is this besides a mess?
April 2, 2024 at 7:46 PM
I’m not fucking sorry, but to me this is the drag equivalent of going to a Walmart at 3pm on a Wednesday in a Snuggie and Cookie Monster pants
What the fuck is this besides a mess?
What the fuck is this besides a mess?
🎶sticking out your gyat for the
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March 21, 2024 at 12:55 AM
🎶sticking out your gyat for the
I loved Q’s look for the funk challenge this week
March 11, 2024 at 10:50 PM
I loved Q’s look for the funk challenge this week
You know a Disney movie is an absolute FLOP when you see merch for it at Aldi
March 7, 2024 at 5:59 PM
You know a Disney movie is an absolute FLOP when you see merch for it at Aldi
If you were a villain, who would you be?
January 23, 2024 at 2:41 PM
If you were a villain, who would you be?
How we're about to look come 2025
January 4, 2024 at 6:47 PM
How we're about to look come 2025
Cowboy Ken is ready to hand out candy to the two kids we get every year for trick or treat and then spend the rest of the evening trying not to fall asleep while Bride of Chucky plays on the TV
October 31, 2023 at 7:50 PM
Cowboy Ken is ready to hand out candy to the two kids we get every year for trick or treat and then spend the rest of the evening trying not to fall asleep while Bride of Chucky plays on the TV