A lot of people don’t realize but Wario is actually short for “What if Mario but evil”

I would say they are “appearing as our special guests” but yes, all true

Also on the bill are lovable upstarts @teenagehalloween.bsky.social who are carrying the torch for Jersey rock in the 2020s

I'm really struggling to imagine how this could be more legendary

If I were you, I'd get tickets ASAP cuz this whole situation just totally rocks

“Technically” not a reunion (these particular 5 guys have only started playing together this year) but it’s 3 of the guys who played on the first 3 albums (all classics) so it’s actually as legit of a “reunion” as, for example, the version of GNR now packing stadiums so yeah

* “New Classic” :
Liam Betson — guitar
“Jersey” Mike Carson — keys
R.J. Gordon — bass
Eric Harm — drums
Paddy Stacks — you already know

📷 : Mark Gatti