Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria”
@titoreloaded.bsky.social
From my mouth to Gods ears. I was TitoMahalo on Twitter
People saying Tim Pool donating $250k to Musk is the craziest bootlicking he’s ever done but they’re forgetting about this
November 20, 2023 at 7:59 PM
People saying Tim Pool donating $250k to Musk is the craziest bootlicking he’s ever done but they’re forgetting about this
How I sit waiting for you to realise you’ve been poisoned
November 12, 2023 at 8:52 PM
How I sit waiting for you to realise you’ve been poisoned
Got a new job
November 1, 2023 at 6:33 PM
Got a new job
Waking up buried alive in a casket and you feel a box of matches in your pocket. You strike the only match in the box and for a few moments before it gutters out you see this image glued to the inside of the lid
October 26, 2023 at 3:35 AM
Waking up buried alive in a casket and you feel a box of matches in your pocket. You strike the only match in the box and for a few moments before it gutters out you see this image glued to the inside of the lid
My favourite Israel social media blunder was the time on May 4th they did an Israeli Air Force Star Wars mashup and depicted the Israeli Air Force flying TIE Fighters
October 22, 2023 at 2:48 AM
My favourite Israel social media blunder was the time on May 4th they did an Israeli Air Force Star Wars mashup and depicted the Israeli Air Force flying TIE Fighters
Sorry to hear that. I’m around if you want to talk about it. I shop here all the time
October 19, 2023 at 1:38 AM
Sorry to hear that. I’m around if you want to talk about it. I shop here all the time
[police sirens approaching]
October 15, 2023 at 1:14 AM
[police sirens approaching]
Me after drinking an 8% IPA and an energy drink back to back
October 12, 2023 at 12:47 AM
Me after drinking an 8% IPA and an energy drink back to back
I completely fucking forgot
October 11, 2023 at 12:38 AM
I completely fucking forgot
AH SHIT! Fuck fuck fuck!
October 11, 2023 at 12:36 AM
AH SHIT! Fuck fuck fuck!
Watching the Dominos pizza tracker
October 5, 2023 at 5:23 AM
Watching the Dominos pizza tracker
How little kids stand looking at you in the kitchen while you’re buying weed from their dad
October 5, 2023 at 12:58 AM
How little kids stand looking at you in the kitchen while you’re buying weed from their dad
Making a stick and bindle out of my Gucci cane and Versace bandana
October 5, 2023 at 12:26 AM
Making a stick and bindle out of my Gucci cane and Versace bandana
Old Twitter post made it onto Cracked. Their website looks really good these days
October 4, 2023 at 8:27 PM
Old Twitter post made it onto Cracked. Their website looks really good these days
It’s your move, bub
October 4, 2023 at 8:26 PM
It’s your move, bub
Highway google searches
October 1, 2023 at 12:58 AM
Highway google searches
Typa shit I’m tryna be on fr
September 30, 2023 at 10:38 PM
Typa shit I’m tryna be on fr
So it begins
September 29, 2023 at 8:08 AM
So it begins