Can confirm, and would be happy to stand up there with you!!

(I promise I’m not high right now.)

This is a goldmine of an idea. DIBS.

And think about the sides! So many great ones just sort of cruising by too.

My number one contender is a chicken wing spot. There’s enough variety (sauces, flats, drums, boneless, plant-based, etc) while still being the fundamental same thing spinning around. You also can order several small portions and have it make sense on the kitchen’s end.

Honestly that still sounds like a pretty decent night in.

Can’t make the Jets any worse. Worth a shot.

Forearm tattoos are the best converse starters.