Fim Shady 🇨🇦
@titillatedocelot.bsky.social
All the other Fims Shady are simply pretending to be me. 40-something lifelong gamer. I strive to be the funniest thing you read today. Proud Canuck forever, American NEVER! Also, AI slop is slowly destroying humanity. Kinda.
Tick tock, Trumpy boy. Your threats will be weighed against the law, and you will soon be buried by a pile of your own words to massive that you will never again surface.
Trump in response to an Epstein question: "ABC, your company, your crappy company is one of the perpetrators. I think the license should be taken away from ABC because your news is so fake and so wrong. And we have a great commissioner, a chairman, who should take a look at that."
November 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Tick tock, Trumpy boy. Your threats will be weighed against the law, and you will soon be buried by a pile of your own words to massive that you will never again surface.
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Trump in response to an Epstein question: "ABC, your company, your crappy company is one of the perpetrators. I think the license should be taken away from ABC because your news is so fake and so wrong. And we have a great commissioner, a chairman, who should take a look at that."
November 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Trump in response to an Epstein question: "ABC, your company, your crappy company is one of the perpetrators. I think the license should be taken away from ABC because your news is so fake and so wrong. And we have a great commissioner, a chairman, who should take a look at that."
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In case you were wondering why the government was shut down:
November 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
In case you were wondering why the government was shut down:
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Yeah whoever jacked up tariffs on coffee from Brazil earlier this year must be a real bonehead
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Yeah whoever jacked up tariffs on coffee from Brazil earlier this year must be a real bonehead
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Rep. Garcia: “Why did they transfer her? Why won’t they tell us why and answer questions? We want Ghislaine Maxwell to come before the Oversight Committee and answer these questions. Ghislaine Maxwell should never receive special treatment.”
November 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Rep. Garcia: “Why did they transfer her? Why won’t they tell us why and answer questions? We want Ghislaine Maxwell to come before the Oversight Committee and answer these questions. Ghislaine Maxwell should never receive special treatment.”
The image that sums up how much Trump cares about anyone other than himself. Not a lot.
The Sociopath-In-Chief couldn't be bothered to even turn his head in the direction of a man in the midst of a medical emergency who collapsed in his office. Completely incapable of empathy, the EPSTEIN Files can't be released soon enough.
25/47
25/47
November 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The image that sums up how much Trump cares about anyone other than himself. Not a lot.
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The same guy who "doesn’t want to hear about affordability" posted about his new marble bathroom 7 times last week.
November 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The same guy who "doesn’t want to hear about affordability" posted about his new marble bathroom 7 times last week.
*me, leaning forward to wipe*
Automatic Toilet: LOOKY ME! AHM ONE OF THEM FANCY BEE DAYS!!
*blasts hind quarters with fecal matter*
Automatic Toilet: LOOKY ME! AHM ONE OF THEM FANCY BEE DAYS!!
*blasts hind quarters with fecal matter*
October 15, 2025 at 3:04 PM
*me, leaning forward to wipe*
Automatic Toilet: LOOKY ME! AHM ONE OF THEM FANCY BEE DAYS!!
*blasts hind quarters with fecal matter*
Automatic Toilet: LOOKY ME! AHM ONE OF THEM FANCY BEE DAYS!!
*blasts hind quarters with fecal matter*
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Wait hol up...a pedophile, rapist, racist, bigoted sack of lipo extract who is actively trying to start a war against half the population of his own country DIDN'T get the Nobel Peace Prize?
Well fuck me sideways.
Well fuck me sideways.
a bald man in a white shirt and tie is screaming into a microphone ..
ALT: a bald man in a white shirt and tie is screaming into a microphone ..
media.tenor.com
October 10, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Wait hol up...a pedophile, rapist, racist, bigoted sack of lipo extract who is actively trying to start a war against half the population of his own country DIDN'T get the Nobel Peace Prize?
Well fuck me sideways.
Well fuck me sideways.
So President Fatty Fat Fatfat says no more fat generals in the army, does he?
October 1, 2025 at 2:08 PM
So President Fatty Fat Fatfat says no more fat generals in the army, does he?
If Hollywood is gonna start using AI instead of actors, PIRATE ALL THEIR SHIT #TillyNorwood
September 30, 2025 at 2:04 PM
If Hollywood is gonna start using AI instead of actors, PIRATE ALL THEIR SHIT #TillyNorwood
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Gavin Newsom drops a new nickname for Stephen Miller: “SUBMISSIVE STEPHEN” AKA “SS”
September 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Gavin Newsom drops a new nickname for Stephen Miller: “SUBMISSIVE STEPHEN” AKA “SS”
Somewhere along the line I started pronouncing the word for African stripey horses as ZEHbra like I'm fucking British, and I'm feeling like such a fraud right now.
September 23, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Somewhere along the line I started pronouncing the word for African stripey horses as ZEHbra like I'm fucking British, and I'm feeling like such a fraud right now.
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Yer done, America.
September 18, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Yer done, America.
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Unforgivable inaccuracy.
Judges always take off their ceremonial wigs when engaging in gavel-bashing.
This stuff is basic.
Judges always take off their ceremonial wigs when engaging in gavel-bashing.
This stuff is basic.
New Banksy mural appears at Royal Courts of Justice
The artwork, which shows a judge hitting a protester with a gavel, was confirmed by the elusive street artist.
www.bbc.com
September 8, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Unforgivable inaccuracy.
Judges always take off their ceremonial wigs when engaging in gavel-bashing.
This stuff is basic.
Judges always take off their ceremonial wigs when engaging in gavel-bashing.
This stuff is basic.
If someone could find a way to ferment and bottle Trump's anxiety when he addresses the Epstein files, I would happily dive head first and mouth open into alcoholism. #EpsteinFiles
September 4, 2025 at 1:26 PM
If someone could find a way to ferment and bottle Trump's anxiety when he addresses the Epstein files, I would happily dive head first and mouth open into alcoholism. #EpsteinFiles
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That was a neat little experiment in Democracy. R.I.P. America.
August 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
That was a neat little experiment in Democracy. R.I.P. America.
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The sloppiness of the cover-up here is astounding
The sloppiness of the cover-up here is astounding
July 31, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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The sloppiness of the cover-up here is astounding
The sloppiness of the cover-up here is astounding
I am so done with America
August 1, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I am so done with America