Ok, so, the trick to amazing instant mashed potatoes: recipe calls for 3/4 water 1/4 milk and a little butter. I reversed the water/milk ratio and ~quadrupled the butter. Then, after mixing it all up, topped it with about half-again as much butter. There’s probably just over half a brick of […]

Having an excuse to use my divided plates: priceless

Tangentially, on my phone PayPal asks for my password. On desktop it sends me a text message. I think they’re very dumb.

Technically two items. I received one of three pints of ice cream I ordered. Everything else was available. I really need that elevator.

@smarier.bsky.social [idly wonders how much blood it would take to irredeemably contaminate all the remaining oil in the world]

(Also can’t decide exactly _what_ I’m craving. A malt? A blizzard? A soft serve cone and a glass of chocolate milk? I dunno.)

@moira tried that, doesn’t seem to work. I suspect the “fan only” wire isn’t connected, and haven’t gotten someone in to poke at it.