Farting out the window to make the car go faster

Up for interpretation

Dashers won't come to my house because of the bear trap.

Sometimes I eat little screws and bolts just to keep my digestive system on its toes

Im a wizard the way my hog got warts

my 8 year old cousin said he was learning centimeters in school and I called him a communist

All these years of jerking made me the fastest hand in the west

They should make a beer with a nipple cap

How long do I have to use this app before it stops putting furry porn on my page.

There is no force on this earth that could pull me out of the flatwoods monster.

My dad won't let me wear the Homelander suit to his wedding.

I'm not sure how long it is so I'll finish it later but so far I love it. Great map design and gameplay, some of the best first person I've seen, an accurate and cool looking thumbnail, and more. I don't know if this is simply one chapter of a longer story, but if it isn't it absolutely should be.

Molecules lined up just right, noclipped out of the motor vehicle seconds before disaster. My infant son was... less fortunate