Nick
@titanicprof.bsky.social
Ship history dude. Chili dog enthusiast. Future captain of the starship Enterprise. Aspiring runner. Bad joke connoisseur.
Formerly @theterribletell before the fall.
Formerly @theterribletell before the fall.
I need this in the style of the opening credits of Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
December 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I need this in the style of the opening credits of Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
You know what? You're right, and I apologize. That was unfair. I'll delete the post.
December 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
You know what? You're right, and I apologize. That was unfair. I'll delete the post.
He would talk to his hand, but it’s probably busy trying to locate something verrrrrrrrrrrrrry tiny.
November 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
He would talk to his hand, but it’s probably busy trying to locate something verrrrrrrrrrrrrry tiny.
Chicken is one of those things that it's REALLY hard to get over experiencing it when it's bad. I used to eat chicken a lot and loved it, but one really bad experience and I struggle to want it much now. Every so often. But yeah I feel this.
November 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Chicken is one of those things that it's REALLY hard to get over experiencing it when it's bad. I used to eat chicken a lot and loved it, but one really bad experience and I struggle to want it much now. Every so often. But yeah I feel this.
Breakfast for dinner is elite no matter what it ends up being. Breakfast is just THAT good.
November 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Breakfast for dinner is elite no matter what it ends up being. Breakfast is just THAT good.
"You look like moldy shit" is going in my insult library. Top tier as usual, Jess!
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
"You look like moldy shit" is going in my insult library. Top tier as usual, Jess!
What's the really cool-looking US Navy chair back in the third shot? That looks so neat!
November 8, 2025 at 11:33 PM
What's the really cool-looking US Navy chair back in the third shot? That looks so neat!
It's excellent. I read it the day after it came out. Wonderfully done.
November 7, 2025 at 11:36 PM
It's excellent. I read it the day after it came out. Wonderfully done.
Bold of you to assume he actually read it and didn't have his FAIscist tool Grok do a summary for him.
We live in the dumbest reality, man. I hate it!
We live in the dumbest reality, man. I hate it!
October 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Bold of you to assume he actually read it and didn't have his FAIscist tool Grok do a summary for him.
We live in the dumbest reality, man. I hate it!
We live in the dumbest reality, man. I hate it!
Only because the field is only acceptable when Pitt plays on it! Green Bay about to finance a new Pitt Stadium 🤣🤣🤣
(Things uttered by mouth breathing Steeler fans)
(Things uttered by mouth breathing Steeler fans)
October 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Only because the field is only acceptable when Pitt plays on it! Green Bay about to finance a new Pitt Stadium 🤣🤣🤣
(Things uttered by mouth breathing Steeler fans)
(Things uttered by mouth breathing Steeler fans)
"Clear as water from the Mon" is an elite insult. I am cackling so hard at this I can't breathe.
October 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
"Clear as water from the Mon" is an elite insult. I am cackling so hard at this I can't breathe.
Such a typical performance by old Coach Cliche and the Unpreparedness Boys.
It never fails.
It never fails.
October 17, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Such a typical performance by old Coach Cliche and the Unpreparedness Boys.
It never fails.
It never fails.
If I got to call strikes for people not laughing at my jokes, I'd have every MLB pitching record known to man and several that haven't been invented yet.
Time for the umps to eject this dude...into the sun.
Time for the umps to eject this dude...into the sun.
October 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
If I got to call strikes for people not laughing at my jokes, I'd have every MLB pitching record known to man and several that haven't been invented yet.
Time for the umps to eject this dude...into the sun.
Time for the umps to eject this dude...into the sun.
This should win a Pulitzer.
October 16, 2025 at 3:49 PM
This should win a Pulitzer.
Someone who looks and sounds like Kid Rock should not be commenting on what other people look like. Him and Cam Newton should have a TV show where they try to look more ridiculous than the other one.
October 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Someone who looks and sounds like Kid Rock should not be commenting on what other people look like. Him and Cam Newton should have a TV show where they try to look more ridiculous than the other one.