Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat
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Oh, yes - the woman in the picture is ✨me✨| Debutante at the Bouvier-Kennedy-Radziwill-Onassis School for Trapping Eligible Bachelors. Professional flirt. Better as a concept. 🏳️🌈🇺🇸🇺🇦
Pinned
“I cannot imagine”
Sam. For all of human history people raised their babies with help from family and friends. If you had a question you asked the group.
AI is a shitty facsimile for knowing other people.
Sam. For all of human history people raised their babies with help from family and friends. If you had a question you asked the group.
AI is a shitty facsimile for knowing other people.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
“I cannot imagine”
Sam. For all of human history people raised their babies with help from family and friends. If you had a question you asked the group.
AI is a shitty facsimile for knowing other people.
Sam. For all of human history people raised their babies with help from family and friends. If you had a question you asked the group.
AI is a shitty facsimile for knowing other people.
Post trip grief hitting like a ton of bricks
a close up of a dog 's face with its eyes closed and looking at the camera .
ALT: a close up of a dog 's face with its eyes closed and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Post trip grief hitting like a ton of bricks
In 20 minutes I have to open my computer to 1,000 unread emails
December 9, 2025 at 1:21 PM
In 20 minutes I have to open my computer to 1,000 unread emails
Sea sunsets
December 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Sea sunsets
Bermuda Triangle blowout 🌬️
December 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Bermuda Triangle blowout 🌬️
Scrolling past all these thirst traps in the cruise ship gym full of old people like 👀👀🫣🫣
December 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Scrolling past all these thirst traps in the cruise ship gym full of old people like 👀👀🫣🫣
Anchored at the mouth of Castries Harbour, St Lucia this morning ☀️
December 4, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Anchored at the mouth of Castries Harbour, St Lucia this morning ☀️
Caribbean nights
December 4, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Caribbean nights
Drinks in the Chart Room with my dinner table - my travel buddy Taylor and our new friends Anita and Jeff
December 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Drinks in the Chart Room with my dinner table - my travel buddy Taylor and our new friends Anita and Jeff
Don’t let the smile fool you. 17,000 rum punches and several beach joints later I am ran THROUGH. Barbados, diva, you’re a good fucking time 🇧🇧
December 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Don’t let the smile fool you. 17,000 rum punches and several beach joints later I am ran THROUGH. Barbados, diva, you’re a good fucking time 🇧🇧
Windblown
November 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Windblown
Happy Thanksgiving from somewhere off the Carolina coast
November 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from somewhere off the Carolina coast
Happy Thanksgiving from somewhere off the Carolina coast
November 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from somewhere off the Carolina coast
Bon voyage bitch 🚢 🥂
November 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Bon voyage bitch 🚢 🥂
Saw Oh, Mary! last night (loved) and at one point Jane pointed to someone in the audience and made a comment as if she knew them/was friends with them
It was Tina Fey; omg I was in the presence of legends last night ❤️😭
It was Tina Fey; omg I was in the presence of legends last night ❤️😭
November 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Saw Oh, Mary! last night (loved) and at one point Jane pointed to someone in the audience and made a comment as if she knew them/was friends with them
It was Tina Fey; omg I was in the presence of legends last night ❤️😭
It was Tina Fey; omg I was in the presence of legends last night ❤️😭
5:55
November 26, 2025 at 11:26 AM
5:55
Happy holidays from the Waldorf 🥂
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Happy holidays from the Waldorf 🥂
Did they rebrand the Surge Pricing (a price gouging upcharge) as Surge “Savings”??? Don’t piss me off
November 25, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Did they rebrand the Surge Pricing (a price gouging upcharge) as Surge “Savings”??? Don’t piss me off
Stop. Calling. It. “High.” Tea.
It’s just tea. Afternoon tea is a light meal in the between lunch and dinner. The term “high” doesn’t mean fancy, it comes from the working class taking meals at a high table.
It’s just tea. Afternoon tea is a light meal in the between lunch and dinner. The term “high” doesn’t mean fancy, it comes from the working class taking meals at a high table.
November 24, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Stop. Calling. It. “High.” Tea.
It’s just tea. Afternoon tea is a light meal in the between lunch and dinner. The term “high” doesn’t mean fancy, it comes from the working class taking meals at a high table.
It’s just tea. Afternoon tea is a light meal in the between lunch and dinner. The term “high” doesn’t mean fancy, it comes from the working class taking meals at a high table.
Dog if I post something about Mamdani to my IG story that is strictly political why are you, a vague acquaintance, DMing me about it talking about “he could get it I bet he’s hung”
Girl fix yo shit I don’t need this
Girl fix yo shit I don’t need this
November 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Dog if I post something about Mamdani to my IG story that is strictly political why are you, a vague acquaintance, DMing me about it talking about “he could get it I bet he’s hung”
Girl fix yo shit I don’t need this
Girl fix yo shit I don’t need this
I would’ve preferred it when she was a 100% insane cunt but I’ll still take it now that she’s a sometimes sense-talking person
BYEE YOU WERID CHILD-HECKLER
BYEE YOU WERID CHILD-HECKLER
Marjorie Taylor Greene has announced her resignation from Congress, taking effect from January 5th.
November 22, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I would’ve preferred it when she was a 100% insane cunt but I’ll still take it now that she’s a sometimes sense-talking person
BYEE YOU WERID CHILD-HECKLER
BYEE YOU WERID CHILD-HECKLER