GRETCHEN!
@titanic-tiger.bsky.social
MAN IS SUCH A FOOL, WHY ARE WE SAVING HIM?
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GRETCHEN!
@titanic-tiger.bsky.social
· May 15
'I'm Tori in that episode where Tori dressed up as Jade to try to show Andre that Jade was horrible. . .'
Your hair is more than pretty enough. If only Tori was a bit meaner, I liked Tori and Jade more. ( 💭 )
'Damn it, I wanted to be Jade. Oh well. I'll be Beck.'
May 31, 2025 at 11:49 PM
'I'm Tori in that episode where Tori dressed up as Jade to try to show Andre that Jade was horrible. . .'
'Damn it, I wanted to be Jade. Oh well. I'll be Beck.'
May 31, 2025 at 11:47 PM
'Damn it, I wanted to be Jade. Oh well. I'll be Beck.'
'I was gonna show up to the turtle's place for a spar but I guess they're having an episode of some kind.'
May 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
'I was gonna show up to the turtle's place for a spar but I guess they're having an episode of some kind.'
'Because it's truer than the sky bein' blue, Max.'
[Smile. Crooked, but trying.]
[Smile. Crooked, but trying.]
- / oh /.
[ Hiding her blush and open jaw behind a hand, along with a giddy smile. ]
I mean, maybe a / little /, yeah.
[ Hiding her blush and open jaw behind a hand, along with a giddy smile. ]
I mean, maybe a / little /, yeah.
'Would it help if I said you're the prettiest girl I've ever met?'
[RIZZ LEVEL: ♾️.]
[RIZZ LEVEL: ♾️.]
May 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
'Because it's truer than the sky bein' blue, Max.'
[Smile. Crooked, but trying.]
[Smile. Crooked, but trying.]
'Would it help if I said you're the prettiest girl I've ever met?'
[RIZZ LEVEL: ♾️.]
[RIZZ LEVEL: ♾️.]
asked my dad if i was ugly. warren cut in and went, 'you could use some work'.
they need a new window, now. and warren is being peeled off the sidewalk.
they need a new window, now. and warren is being peeled off the sidewalk.
May 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
'Would it help if I said you're the prettiest girl I've ever met?'
[RIZZ LEVEL: ♾️.]
[RIZZ LEVEL: ♾️.]
[Off key hum.]
'Sure, sounds good. Let's go.'
[Reaching into Maxine's personal space to hold her hand. A lil crooked grin.]
'Sure, sounds good. Let's go.'
[Reaching into Maxine's personal space to hold her hand. A lil crooked grin.]
[ Leaaaaning over, right into her personal space. Pointing a finger at a burger joint, ] I've heard great things 'bout this place, but haven't tried it.
They have milkshakes, too.
Compromise smoothies and ice cream? [ Snrk. ]
They have milkshakes, too.
Compromise smoothies and ice cream? [ Snrk. ]
'Sounds good.'
[Nods Gretchen with a few loose signs with her hands. Gretchen googles the greasiest food in NYC...]
'Hmm... all of our options are pre-tty greasy. . .'
[Nods Gretchen with a few loose signs with her hands. Gretchen googles the greasiest food in NYC...]
'Hmm... all of our options are pre-tty greasy. . .'
May 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
[Off key hum.]
'Sure, sounds good. Let's go.'
[Reaching into Maxine's personal space to hold her hand. A lil crooked grin.]
'Sure, sounds good. Let's go.'
[Reaching into Maxine's personal space to hold her hand. A lil crooked grin.]
'Sounds good.'
[Nods Gretchen with a few loose signs with her hands. Gretchen googles the greasiest food in NYC...]
'Hmm... all of our options are pre-tty greasy. . .'
[Nods Gretchen with a few loose signs with her hands. Gretchen googles the greasiest food in NYC...]
'Hmm... all of our options are pre-tty greasy. . .'
Suppose the braincells had to go to someone, huh? [ Chuckling! ]
Sounds good to me. We could always go to some park after, days nice enough for it . . ( 💭 )
Sounds good to me. We could always go to some park after, days nice enough for it . . ( 💭 )
'Listen, my dad is one of the biggest idiots. It's a miracle I'm not as dimwitted as he is.'
[Snickering, Gretchen hums.]
'Maybe I can hand you the money and you can go in and order? That way we don't have to stop by my place...'
[Cringes.]
[Snickering, Gretchen hums.]
'Maybe I can hand you the money and you can go in and order? That way we don't have to stop by my place...'
[Cringes.]
May 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
'Sounds good.'
[Nods Gretchen with a few loose signs with her hands. Gretchen googles the greasiest food in NYC...]
'Hmm... all of our options are pre-tty greasy. . .'
[Nods Gretchen with a few loose signs with her hands. Gretchen googles the greasiest food in NYC...]
'Hmm... all of our options are pre-tty greasy. . .'
'Listen, my dad is one of the biggest idiots. It's a miracle I'm not as dimwitted as he is.'
[Snickering, Gretchen hums.]
'Maybe I can hand you the money and you can go in and order? That way we don't have to stop by my place...'
[Cringes.]
[Snickering, Gretchen hums.]
'Maybe I can hand you the money and you can go in and order? That way we don't have to stop by my place...'
[Cringes.]
[ . . SNORT. ]
Sorry, not laughing at you, not laughing at you – . Your dad seriously bought that?
I mean, hey, it's cool, but I don't think they'd allow REAL swords anywhere near, right?
Sorry, not laughing at you, not laughing at you – . Your dad seriously bought that?
I mean, hey, it's cool, but I don't think they'd allow REAL swords anywhere near, right?
'My dad thinks it's for my wrestling career to have a sword during my opening entrances to matches, y'know, like a trademark? But, no. I've just been training to use it because I like to fight for real.'
[Girl--]
'Who knows what creeps need to be cut up 'round here, too.'
[Girl--]
'Who knows what creeps need to be cut up 'round here, too.'
May 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
'Listen, my dad is one of the biggest idiots. It's a miracle I'm not as dimwitted as he is.'
[Snickering, Gretchen hums.]
'Maybe I can hand you the money and you can go in and order? That way we don't have to stop by my place...'
[Cringes.]
[Snickering, Gretchen hums.]
'Maybe I can hand you the money and you can go in and order? That way we don't have to stop by my place...'
[Cringes.]
'My dad thinks it's for my wrestling career to have a sword during my opening entrances to matches, y'know, like a trademark? But, no. I've just been training to use it because I like to fight for real.'
[Girl--]
'Who knows what creeps need to be cut up 'round here, too.'
[Girl--]
'Who knows what creeps need to be cut up 'round here, too.'
Speaking of, [ pointing at said sword! ], what is UP with that, girl? I'd have figured your dad would have pushed some other kinda weapon.
'You know the answer to that already, deep in your heart, Maxine.'
[Yes, she'd like that.]
'I might have to drop off my sword though. . . can't exactly walk into places with weapons.'
[Yes, she'd like that.]
'I might have to drop off my sword though. . . can't exactly walk into places with weapons.'
May 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
'My dad thinks it's for my wrestling career to have a sword during my opening entrances to matches, y'know, like a trademark? But, no. I've just been training to use it because I like to fight for real.'
[Girl--]
'Who knows what creeps need to be cut up 'round here, too.'
[Girl--]
'Who knows what creeps need to be cut up 'round here, too.'
'You know the answer to that already, deep in your heart, Maxine.'
[Yes, she'd like that.]
'I might have to drop off my sword though. . . can't exactly walk into places with weapons.'
[Yes, she'd like that.]
'I might have to drop off my sword though. . . can't exactly walk into places with weapons.'
Eughe, / yeah /, I can't imagine the shit your dad makes you drink and eat all the time.
. . wanna go get the greasiest fast food we can find and follow it up with some way too sugary ice cream?
. . wanna go get the greasiest fast food we can find and follow it up with some way too sugary ice cream?
'Smoothies are fine. But sometimes you want bubblegum-cotton candy ice cream absolutely SMOTHERED in spranks.'
[A shrug, rolling her neck for a second.]
'Kinda sick of smoothies and shakes, on account of dad wanting me to follow in his footsteps. You get sick of protein sometimes.'
[A shrug, rolling her neck for a second.]
'Kinda sick of smoothies and shakes, on account of dad wanting me to follow in his footsteps. You get sick of protein sometimes.'
May 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
'You know the answer to that already, deep in your heart, Maxine.'
[Yes, she'd like that.]
'I might have to drop off my sword though. . . can't exactly walk into places with weapons.'
[Yes, she'd like that.]
'I might have to drop off my sword though. . . can't exactly walk into places with weapons.'
'Smoothies are fine. But sometimes you want bubblegum-cotton candy ice cream absolutely SMOTHERED in spranks.'
[A shrug, rolling her neck for a second.]
'Kinda sick of smoothies and shakes, on account of dad wanting me to follow in his footsteps. You get sick of protein sometimes.'
[A shrug, rolling her neck for a second.]
'Kinda sick of smoothies and shakes, on account of dad wanting me to follow in his footsteps. You get sick of protein sometimes.'
[ Slooowly leaning back ( almost comically ) to glimpse at the sword, before shaking her head. She'll ask later. ]
Personally? I prefer smoothies. Healthier and can hold waaaaay more citrus flavors.
Personally? I prefer smoothies. Healthier and can hold waaaaay more citrus flavors.
'A supposed "supergenius", apparently.'
[A wheeze and a snort from Gretchen, who-- has a real sword on her back? Yeah, okay.]
'I could go for ice cream right now. Yogurt's like ice cream but worse.'
[A wheeze and a snort from Gretchen, who-- has a real sword on her back? Yeah, okay.]
'I could go for ice cream right now. Yogurt's like ice cream but worse.'
May 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
'Smoothies are fine. But sometimes you want bubblegum-cotton candy ice cream absolutely SMOTHERED in spranks.'
[A shrug, rolling her neck for a second.]
'Kinda sick of smoothies and shakes, on account of dad wanting me to follow in his footsteps. You get sick of protein sometimes.'
[A shrug, rolling her neck for a second.]
'Kinda sick of smoothies and shakes, on account of dad wanting me to follow in his footsteps. You get sick of protein sometimes.'
'A supposed "supergenius", apparently.'
[A wheeze and a snort from Gretchen, who-- has a real sword on her back? Yeah, okay.]
'I could go for ice cream right now. Yogurt's like ice cream but worse.'
[A wheeze and a snort from Gretchen, who-- has a real sword on her back? Yeah, okay.]
'I could go for ice cream right now. Yogurt's like ice cream but worse.'
It is. It's so hard not to laugh.
Who thinks of that?
Who thinks of that?
'It's that fuck-ass purple one again, isn't it.'
May 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
'A supposed "supergenius", apparently.'
[A wheeze and a snort from Gretchen, who-- has a real sword on her back? Yeah, okay.]
'I could go for ice cream right now. Yogurt's like ice cream but worse.'
[A wheeze and a snort from Gretchen, who-- has a real sword on her back? Yeah, okay.]
'I could go for ice cream right now. Yogurt's like ice cream but worse.'
'It's that fuck-ass purple one again, isn't it.'
'portable yogurt'
sure man might as well happen today
sure man might as well happen today
May 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
'It's that fuck-ass purple one again, isn't it.'
[Managed to sneak off from her father while he's tearing the city apart to find those "horrid tortugas". And within three minutes, she spots @raphstink.bsky.social on the way into a dead end alleyway. Her dad's not gonna know about this, out of pure, rebellious spite. Following Raph.]
May 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
[Managed to sneak off from her father while he's tearing the city apart to find those "horrid tortugas". And within three minutes, she spots @raphstink.bsky.social on the way into a dead end alleyway. Her dad's not gonna know about this, out of pure, rebellious spite. Following Raph.]
[Out with her dad, "tortuga hunting". She's basically just on her phone, scrolling through socials, while her dad is searching high and low.]
May 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
[Out with her dad, "tortuga hunting". She's basically just on her phone, scrolling through socials, while her dad is searching high and low.]
Reposted by GRETCHEN!
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𝗶𝗻 𝙢𝙮 𝙖𝙧𝙢𝙨, 𝗹𝗲𝘁'𝘀 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲
𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙢𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩
𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘄𝗲'𝗿𝗲 𝗴𝗼𝗻𝗻𝗮 𝙙𝙞𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙜!
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𝗶𝗻 𝙢𝙮 𝙖𝙧𝙢𝙨, 𝗹𝗲𝘁'𝘀 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲
𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙢𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩
𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘄𝗲'𝗿𝗲 𝗴𝗼𝗻𝗻𝗮 𝙙𝙞𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙜!
May 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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𝗶𝗻 𝙢𝙮 𝙖𝙧𝙢𝙨, 𝗹𝗲𝘁'𝘀 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲
𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙢𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩
𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘄𝗲'𝗿𝗲 𝗴𝗼𝗻𝗻𝗮 𝙙𝙞𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙜!
𝗦𝗼 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚
𝗶𝗻 𝙢𝙮 𝙖𝙧𝙢𝙨, 𝗹𝗲𝘁'𝘀 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲
𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙢𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩
𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘄𝗲'𝗿𝗲 𝗴𝗼𝗻𝗻𝗮 𝙙𝙞𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙜!
[That's why she has to get mutated, her swag too real, her rizz too awesome, they would have to mutate her to nerf her.]
'Cool. Follow me. I'm Gretchen, by the way. What's your name?'
[Turning on her big clunky gothic boot heels, she starts leading.]
'Cool. Follow me. I'm Gretchen, by the way. What's your name?'
[Turning on her big clunky gothic boot heels, she starts leading.]
[ Her swag too real. Her rizz too awesome.
Excited gasp! ]
Ooooh, how could I, like, ever say no! I've never had a welcome wagon . . ( 💭 )
Excited gasp! ]
Ooooh, how could I, like, ever say no! I've never had a welcome wagon . . ( 💭 )
'Well, consider me your welcome wagon. You wanna go out for boba and chat?'
[Gretchen, you need to chill.]
[Gretchen, you need to chill.]
May 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
[That's why she has to get mutated, her swag too real, her rizz too awesome, they would have to mutate her to nerf her.]
'Cool. Follow me. I'm Gretchen, by the way. What's your name?'
[Turning on her big clunky gothic boot heels, she starts leading.]
'Cool. Follow me. I'm Gretchen, by the way. What's your name?'
[Turning on her big clunky gothic boot heels, she starts leading.]
'Well, consider me your welcome wagon. You wanna go out for boba and chat?'
[Gretchen, you need to chill.]
[Gretchen, you need to chill.]
[ Twirling a curl around a finger with a giggle, ]
Y'know, like, I actually am ~ ! I've neeever been out here ~ !
Y'know, like, I actually am ~ ! I've neeever been out here ~ !
May 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
'Well, consider me your welcome wagon. You wanna go out for boba and chat?'
[Gretchen, you need to chill.]
[Gretchen, you need to chill.]
'Hey, girl. You new 'round here?'
[DEAF GIRL RIZZ.]
[DEAF GIRL RIZZ.]
May 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
'Hey, girl. You new 'round here?'
[DEAF GIRL RIZZ.]
[DEAF GIRL RIZZ.]
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𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝙢𝙤𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙣 𝙛𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙞𝙨𝙢 𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴,
𝗜 𝗲𝘅𝗽𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝙧𝙪𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙
𝗶𝗻 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝗜 𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙡𝙠 𝙞𝙣!
𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝙢𝙤𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙣 𝙛𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙞𝙨𝙢 𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴,
𝗜 𝗲𝘅𝗽𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝙧𝙪𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙
𝗶𝗻 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝗜 𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙡𝙠 𝙞𝙣!
May 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝙢𝙤𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙣 𝙛𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙞𝙨𝙢 𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴,
𝗜 𝗲𝘅𝗽𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝙧𝙪𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙
𝗶𝗻 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝗜 𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙡𝙠 𝙞𝙣!
𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝙢𝙤𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙣 𝙛𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙞𝙨𝙢 𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴,
𝗜 𝗲𝘅𝗽𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝙧𝙪𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙
𝗶𝗻 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝗜 𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙡𝙠 𝙞𝙣!
[Nodding.]
'We gotta convince our folks to change to a different museum. I know the downtown museum of art like the back of my hand. Plus the museum in mind is having a POST MORTEM event. Meaning that the pieces are worth WAY more than living artists' work. That way I can get US out of there easy.'
'We gotta convince our folks to change to a different museum. I know the downtown museum of art like the back of my hand. Plus the museum in mind is having a POST MORTEM event. Meaning that the pieces are worth WAY more than living artists' work. That way I can get US out of there easy.'
. . oooohoh, I LOVE the way you think, Gretch. [ Playfully nudging Gretchen, a mischievous grin appearing. ]
I'm gonna guess you miiight have something in mind?
I'm gonna guess you miiight have something in mind?
[You see something in Gretchen's non-red eye. A glimmer of mischief.]
'If police or the tortugas show up... We can just pin it on our pops' and your stepdad and escape Scot free.'
[Oh, she seems so confident about that? What is on her mind?]
'If police or the tortugas show up... We can just pin it on our pops' and your stepdad and escape Scot free.'
[Oh, she seems so confident about that? What is on her mind?]
May 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
[Nodding.]
'We gotta convince our folks to change to a different museum. I know the downtown museum of art like the back of my hand. Plus the museum in mind is having a POST MORTEM event. Meaning that the pieces are worth WAY more than living artists' work. That way I can get US out of there easy.'
'We gotta convince our folks to change to a different museum. I know the downtown museum of art like the back of my hand. Plus the museum in mind is having a POST MORTEM event. Meaning that the pieces are worth WAY more than living artists' work. That way I can get US out of there easy.'
[You see something in Gretchen's non-red eye. A glimmer of mischief.]
'If police or the tortugas show up... We can just pin it on our pops' and your stepdad and escape Scot free.'
[Oh, she seems so confident about that? What is on her mind?]
'If police or the tortugas show up... We can just pin it on our pops' and your stepdad and escape Scot free.'
[Oh, she seems so confident about that? What is on her mind?]
[ Snrk! ]
Dude, how do you think I feel being stuck with them myself?
. . actually, a team up with you doesn't sound too bad. Maybe it'd get our dads off our backs . . ( 💭 )
Dude, how do you think I feel being stuck with them myself?
. . actually, a team up with you doesn't sound too bad. Maybe it'd get our dads off our backs . . ( 💭 )
'What if they're gonna make us do this with them as a team. Like, you, me, your dads and my dad. I would rather chew tinfoil for 3 days straight. No offense to you, full offense to your dads.'
May 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
[You see something in Gretchen's non-red eye. A glimmer of mischief.]
'If police or the tortugas show up... We can just pin it on our pops' and your stepdad and escape Scot free.'
[Oh, she seems so confident about that? What is on her mind?]
'If police or the tortugas show up... We can just pin it on our pops' and your stepdad and escape Scot free.'
[Oh, she seems so confident about that? What is on her mind?]
'What if they're gonna make us do this with them as a team. Like, you, me, your dads and my dad. I would rather chew tinfoil for 3 days straight. No offense to you, full offense to your dads.'
[ Groaning, head in hands. ]
Been bugging me about it since / Monday /. At this point, even / Warren / is asking.
Been bugging me about it since / Monday /. At this point, even / Warren / is asking.
'You too, huh.'
May 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
'What if they're gonna make us do this with them as a team. Like, you, me, your dads and my dad. I would rather chew tinfoil for 3 days straight. No offense to you, full offense to your dads.'
[Awkward squeeze. Gretchen has intimacy problems. But she is trying.]
[ snrking and snatching it up. ]
[Extending a hand.]
May 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
[Awkward squeeze. Gretchen has intimacy problems. But she is trying.]