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All American girl. Tell me I'm your national anthem, baby.

My thoughts/opinions about life, and your one stop shop for coverage of Pete Hegseth.

Using a pen name for this for various reasons.
Another thing Pete Hegseth is doing that zero people talk about. When he talks about it the slurring, lisping, fumbles- all there. I think people forget this man was a TV professional who is trained how to talk on camera. This isn't how to do that.
December 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Pete Hegseth tried so hard with this Christmas tree lighting with rappelling guys and Santa arriving in a big armored vehicle, but, uh...yeah, everyone still talking about the murders. Funny how that works.
December 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
And it has some most entertaining reviews.
December 6, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Franklin is Sick of This Shit (alternative title: Franklin Moves Abroad
#franklintheturtle #aislop #perchance
December 6, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Me: Ball go whoosh, then man run, bigger man good for stopping running man, but too big man too slow.

NFL: Here degree, ma'am.

Me: Thx! I iz doktor nao!
December 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I love a good human-drawn ancient animal illustration. This is the arctic rhino looking at an otter while a volcano goes off behind them and the northern lights streak across the sky. As seen on NPR
December 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Pete Hegseth acting normal, I mean he may be bombing boats but...

Oh wait, that sentence can't be finished.

In an alternate dimension, these niceties matter. Too little too late now tho

www.war.gov/News/News-St...
December 3, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Jim Acosta need to study a bit more at the library, but "baby Gap skinny tie" did make me giggle.

Also I may be addicted to the news. But at least this was the longest video I watched all the way through!
December 3, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Damn it, now I actually DO have to watch Katie Miller's podcast. Be careful what you wish for!
December 2, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Why so sweaty, Pete?
December 2, 2025 at 7:42 AM
This is AI, right? #petehegseth
December 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Another slightly less drunken uncle speech by Pete Hegseth

.5🍸/5🍸

Where do you think he stashes it? In her purse?
November 29, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Ew, they were there?

I would be actually watch Katie Miller's podcast if she had Jenny on. Think she'd be allowed?
November 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
November 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
More progress on my cross stitch!

Messed up "Democracy" so I had to tear it up and start over again.

😳
November 29, 2025 at 5:48 AM
"I can guarantee it that I have the most beautiful view of America right now, looking at all of you; so, thank you so much for sharing Thanksgiving with us," Hegseth said, before joking that the captive audience probably didn't have a choice in the matter.

www.war.gov/News/News-St...
November 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
My pre-coffee brain thinking: "I wonder if Joanns has any deals on aida today?"
November 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I put this prompt into AI with some minor tweaks and you are correct:
November 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
This actually might be a 3🍸/5🍸situation. Make me think back to all the times I thought I was presenting myself well and must have looked low-key embarrassing.
November 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Leeja Miller, a whole ass lawyer, on the "sEdItIoUs sIx" video.
November 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
It finally fuckin' happened: Pete Hegseth on South Park.

I can't wait for the pirate sites to upload it!
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Trump and Hegseth might be excited over any excuse to escalate military action, but I am excited at any excuse to make dick jokes.

Stiffen their resolve, indeed.
November 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Pete Hegseth should have said, "Every single member of the US military deserves clean, comfortable housing. Unfortunately, that isn't always the case. Today, I'm proud to share the progress we've made towards renovating barracks"

Don't open PR vids w/ gross stuff. Also yeah he's slurring. 1🍸/5🍸
November 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Yeah, and the headline is a little misleading, the article is a little clumsy, which is why I didn't post it. But! They did have a point, even if it was presented imperfectly: problems exist, narrowing what counts as bullying/hazing will like make things worse.

do you even read, bro? #petehegseth
November 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM