hoping to one day be as happy as my dog is when she gets a dryer ball

living for the thrill of updated travel plazas. chick fil a replacing mcdonalds? truly revolutionary stuff

haha i work best under pressure i say, once again crying as ive put something off until two hours before the deadline

makin my way downtown
not walking fast
ive got socks and flip-flops on

getting my weekly adrenaline rush by writing an eight (8) page paper the day it's due 😎 can't stop won't stop

some of y'all don't take ur birth control with strawberry milk and it shows

corn pops are a national treasure

been helpfully informed that my mint lip balm isn't supposed to tingle and that I, in fact, have a mint allergy 🙃

quote from grandma: don't go hang around the mall cause the people will spray test perfume on you to knock you out and take advantage of you

what