Sometimes, you really just need a clear headline. I don’t know why this word salad is what we got, but the story is “Musk wrongly claims migrants take advantage of Social Security. Now, the administration is declaring thousands of living people as ‘dead’ to strip them of financial freedom.”

There is no federal domestic terrorism law. Unfortunately, that information didn’t come until the 5th paragraph in this NYTimes story.

I once spent a week using the “unusual deaths” Wikipedia as my nighttime reading material, and now everyone I love must live with me micromanaging the location of knives in their dishwashers.