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Tirrell
@tirrelldwolf.bsky.social
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A 🇬🇧 wolf living in 🇺🇸
Went to school once and kicked footballs until his body said no.
Now bends words into stories about animal people of varying sizes 🔞

https://www.furaffinity.net/user/tirrell
https://tirrell.sofurry.com

Pfp: @pinballswizard.com
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Me at the Mexican restaurant: I'll have a beer, please

Server: say no more...

...

That's class tbf
A can of lager called "Sir Veza"
September 11, 2025 at 2:47 PM
tirrelldwolf.bsky.social
Vacation time! Good weather and good company means time to kick back and relax with a beer or two...

The size of said beers can vary greatly

Art by @pocketphox.com 🍻
Tirrell, a wolf, wearing beachwear and sunglasses, laying back on an inflatable ring. He's holding a glass of beer in one raised hand. He and the ring are floating atop the head of a much larger-scale version of that glass of beer. He's having a wonderful time
May 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
tirrelldwolf.bsky.social
Post-storm wanderings come with post-storm puddles to be dodged: a warning offered by Hank that I didn't much heed here...

Art by @pinballswizard.com featuring us two wolves (and a v. small @wotterotter.bsky.social in Hank's other hand)
A picture featuring Tirrell, a small wolf, being waved off by Hank, a much larger wolf. The former is waving back as he's about to step directly into a large puddle. Hank, standing as tall as the three storey building behind him, is saying, "Don't get wet, little lupine" to the oblivious smaller wolf. All while Jevin, not much bigger than a dot, rides in Hank's free palm.
May 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
tirrelldwolf.bsky.social
Story art:

The bar featured in 'One-Ninth' featured a bunch of signs advertising their size-themed range of beers available on tap: the "Don't Look Up Pale Ale" being one of them

This lovely artwork by @pinballswizard.com depicts that sign here fantastically well... and offers some solid advice
A sign advertising a beer named "Don't Look Up". It features a silhouette of a large canine with solid white eyes that appear to be staring down towards a darker silhouette of a much smaller canine with their neck craned upwards. The word "Don't" is to the left of the larger canine's head, "Look" is to the right, and "Up" is on the silhouette's torso, one letter either side of the smaller canine.
April 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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No
March 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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On the consulate island, local Meerlander workers new to the are encouraged to undertake "integration training" with their much larger Bolstrovan colleagues.

Hank (@hank@wolfs.computer) however has his own methods of training @coilear.bsky.social and myself...

Wonderful art by @effses.bsky.social
Top panel: A blushing wolf, Tirrell, is chuckling during a conversation with a pink and red-furred wolf, Coilear, who is smirking and pointing at him. They are standing atop a giant office chair with one of its arms in the background. A large grey-furred hand is atop it, as is the form of someone about to take a seat. Bottom panel: A giant grinning grey wolf in uniform, Hank, is peering down at Coilear who is now seated atop his open palm. The smaller wolf is blushing and grinning somewhat nervously. An insert panel shows Tirrell pressed and pinned flat with arms spread beneath Hank's rear, blushing bright red. He's definitely not unhappy to be there.
January 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Repost with a picture of yourself as a meme

(also my current pfp so that's class tbf)

- art by @pinballswizard.com
January 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
tirrelldwolf.bsky.social
"Tirrell, if you keep listening to this song you like over and over, you'll get sick of it..."

Me:
Screengrab from Bill Wurtz' History of Japan video saying "how bout I do anyway?"
January 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
tirrelldwolf.bsky.social
Me waking up at 6am tomorrow for a Christmas video call with the family back home
The Limmy meme with him making a daft sleepy face in bed as he lifts his head from a pillow
December 24, 2024 at 8:52 PM
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"Tirrell, how's your latest story?"
Still of a Gif of soccer coach Gennaro Gattuso passionately gesticulating at a press conference and saying "Sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shit".
December 20, 2024 at 3:53 AM
tirrelldwolf.bsky.social
Live scenes from my brain as the beer and coffee I've been drinking in near tandem while writing coalesce:
Image of the "Oh? You're Approaching Me?" meme, featuring Dio and Jotaro from the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure manga
November 15, 2024 at 8:22 PM
tirrelldwolf.bsky.social
Getting myself deep within the weeds within the weeds of worldbuilding like
September 17, 2024 at 4:48 AM
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That's class tbf
September 16, 2024 at 11:06 PM
tirrelldwolf.bsky.social
Oh, cool. It looks like I've gathered myself a whole bunch of new stories to read.

Wonderful art of myself produced by @baddieholly.bsky.social, and a lovely gift from @coilear.bsky.social
A picture of Tirrell looking at the viewer, trotting along with an open mouth grin. He is carrying a stack of books in both arms.
September 11, 2024 at 4:39 PM
tirrelldwolf.bsky.social
Posted without context
August 29, 2024 at 3:00 AM
tirrelldwolf.bsky.social
Strong desires to jump back into a pixel soccer game for no other reason than you can customise your whole team in the career mode.

(Squint and that mouth and chin looks like a nose and muzzle, and that's class tbf)
June 19, 2024 at 10:49 PM
tirrelldwolf.bsky.social
"Tirrell, what are you doing this weekend?"

The Euros started today, baby.

"...So what are you doing this weekend?"

The Euros, baby.
June 14, 2024 at 11:29 PM
tirrelldwolf.bsky.social
Just writing things
A list of three recently closed web browser tabs, titled: "European badger", "sad synonym", and "That isn't good enough now, is it?"
May 30, 2024 at 6:19 PM
tirrelldwolf.bsky.social
This is the sorta shit they don't tell you about...
A tumblr post by user 'themightyhumanbroom', that says, My average writing experience: "Alright I think I'm almost done actually" *Google doc grows second health bar and a choir starts singing in latin*
May 21, 2024 at 3:20 PM
tirrelldwolf.bsky.social
Do I do something v. stupid and detrimental to sleep etc. this weekend Y/N?
April 20, 2024 at 6:21 AM
tirrelldwolf.bsky.social
Class tbf
April 8, 2024 at 7:08 PM
tirrelldwolf.bsky.social
An 'Against all Odds' throwback.

Also, middle of the night editing is not something I recommend
An old tweet from December 26th 2012 (UK time), saying, "It's 3.12am Boxing day, and I'm editing the third chapter of my latest story. Go to bloody bed, Tirrell."
April 4, 2024 at 4:47 PM
tirrelldwolf.bsky.social
The first mixed-size hospital opened in the city.

They do not hold back when it comes to training the new interns, let me tell you this.
Screenshot from the game Theme Hospital, with the doctor character saying "You have just stepped on your first patient. How does it feel?"
March 16, 2024 at 11:36 PM
tirrelldwolf.bsky.social
Me, yesterday: I will do so much writing tomorrow.

Me, today: *busies self with tasks and chores and other little things that aren't "doing so much writing"*

My current story:
Cristiano Ronaldo glaring at the pitch while sitting on the subs bench
February 26, 2024 at 6:05 PM
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Getting out of VR and never failing to look like fuckin Mugatu
February 19, 2024 at 8:06 AM