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Sandwich guy
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Jumped on the skyline because Twitter felt like a blood feud between Kane and the Undertaker.
Sandwich guy found not guilty of assaulting FBI officer with a foot long 😂😂

This timeline is so dumb🫠🫠

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NOT GUILTY! Why the “Sandwich Guy” Verdict Matters
YouTube video by The Bulwark
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November 7, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Are we still calling them skeets?
November 3, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Tai Lopez was just proven to have run a ponzi scheme.

For those of us who've been around since the "here in my garage" days, this is a full circle moment.
September 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Just to throw this out there, we've reached the point where MAGA has decided that jan 6 was both an inside job and a conspiracy to unalive Trump Republicans.

What a ride
September 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Hey y'all. I've been gone for a minute.

Are we still calling them skeets?
September 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Okay. So this involves politics (which I've been avoiding), but it's an exercise in professional hating 😂😂

It's like I always say, Nothing brings people closer together than the phrase, "I hate that bitch too."

www.youtube.com/live/3V6dN3X...
EMERGENCY LIVESTREAM: Celebrate the Elon-Trump Fight With Us
YouTube video by The Bulwark
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June 6, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Dolly Parton's husband died.

We need to make sure she's okay.
March 4, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Slack is down and everyone is having a meltdown about it on LinkedIn🫠🫠
February 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
In today's episode of "that's the most ADHD shit ever" I drank half a monster energy drink this morning and had to take a 2 hour nap
February 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
You've got to love people who've never let a comma, question mark, or period get in their way while in the comment section.
February 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Verizon apparently released a bunch of totally free certification programs for coding, cyber security, project management, etc.

partnerships.edx.org/verizon?direct
edX | Verizon Skill Forward
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February 9, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Truth hurts
February 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Nothing and no one has been through more than the Spanish announce table at a WWE event
January 6, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Watching the college football internet lose their mind over Alabama being ranked #11 and likely making the Playoff
December 4, 2024 at 1:12 AM
I've been unhappy with my Mac n cheese recipe for a little while now.

So I've done some experimenting and have just produced the best Mac n cheese I've ever eaten!
December 4, 2024 at 12:15 AM
These are awful pics, but this is what I threw together.

*Maque Choux corn
*Single serving of greenbean casserole
*Can of turnip greens doctored up with onion, bacon, and Cajun seasoning
*Cheese fries
*Whole berry cranberry sauce.
*Organic grass fed porterhouse (blackened)
November 29, 2024 at 2:28 AM
The frontrunners for the 2025 Darwin Awards have to be the people who voted for Trump because they wanted him to get rid of Obamacare and "just keep the Affordable Care Act because it saved my life."
November 23, 2024 at 6:45 PM
I've officially become that person who wakes up early to grill chicken breast for my dog.

Please send help.
November 22, 2024 at 6:52 PM
I know I'll never join a cult because as soon as they tell me there are a bunch of in-person meetings and "community events," I will no longer need to know the "truth."
November 18, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Reposted by Sandwich guy
Netflix told me "We will keep your resume on file" when I applied for the Cloud Engineer Team.

Now look at them.....GOD don't play about his children
November 16, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Today is my 40th birthday.

As someone who figured I'd be dead by 25, I feel like this is an accomplishment
November 13, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Sometimes I'm okay and other times I sit around thinking about how I missed the opportunity to show the world how Supermarket Sweep should really be played.
November 13, 2024 at 7:56 AM
Okay. I haven't posted here (or anywhere, really) in a long time.

However, I've heard the second wave of people are finally leaving Twitter because of the new security concerns about blocking, and the platform is getting busy again.

So I guess it's safe to say:

We are so back
November 11, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Did we ever get Miley to show his dick again? Asking for a friend
September 23, 2023 at 12:07 AM
Damn. Just realized the hell threads are gone. Truly the end of an error #RIP
September 7, 2023 at 2:23 AM