Jacob
tioqueso.bsky.social
Jacob
@tioqueso.bsky.social
Should wizards, who require years of study just to learn their craft, be eligible for student loan repayment or would this be unfair to sorcerers who were born with their powers?
December 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
In delta quadrant, where we lay our scene...
October 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
And donald trump looks like one of the zombies.
October 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Which reveal made Luke wretch harder: Darth Vader is you father or you kissed your sister?
October 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Is it AI or NS? Natural Stupidity
October 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I heard the dice roll the other way down there. And the spiders are CR 17.
Keep an eye open for a kangaroo of holding and throw a shrimp on the barbarian!
October 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Shut America Down Again
October 1, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I'm hoping to go Sunday. Is it worth it for just Sunday?
September 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
It's almost like the right is expecting, what's the word, empathy? I truly wonder how Charlie Kirk would've felt about that.
September 16, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Younger me would try that in a heartbeat.
Grownup me says I'm too old for that shit.
But the gastronomic devil on my shoulder is debating tequila vs mezcal and which craft root beer to pair with it.
August 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Wanna really blow your mind? Watch 2000's Steve Buscemi directed film Animal Factory, starring Willem Dafoe.
July 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
About to put in for the weekend off. Then I'll know if I'm applying for Friday or all three days.
Never been to a PAX before. What's one thing I absolutely have to hit?
July 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Are there going to be outposts of "enlightenment" where porn is horded and painstakingly replicated? Will this in turn result in drunken spring-break-vikings raiding these fortified pornostaries? Will there be Gilliam-esque errata scrawled in the corners?
July 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
🎈🦝
June 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Who is he even talking to?
June 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Remind me to never piss you off
June 15, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Good news is we finally boarded. Now we're just taxiing around the runway waiting for clearance. Nearly three hours late.
June 14, 2025 at 3:29 AM
You are not only not remedying this, but cannot even provide an explanation that goes beyond the terminal rumor mill. Do better.
June 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I realize weather creates issues, but if the plane had been on time this never would have happened. And if you could properly schedule your pilots they wouldn't need to stress their hour limits. If I had messed up like this I would expect consequences.
June 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
MEATS
There you go. Fixed it for you.
June 11, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Insightful, informative content delivered articulately AND you can pass athletics and acrobatics checks?! What, no room for a dump stat?
June 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
You do you on the tattoo front, but now we're all wondering about your 1st character.
May 28, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Pitted olives and unpitted cherries?! Chaotic Neutral! Chaotic Neutral!
May 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Some day I'll get to one of these...
Have fun for those of us who couldn't make it. We expect stories!
May 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM