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Teensiest Trenty
@tinytrent.bsky.social
The teeniest of Trents. Sizey shenanigan connoisseur. Early 30s. Feel free to destroy me. #SizeSky

https://www.deviantart.com/tinytrent
WOAH

A post?!

Is that…is that from Tiny Trent?!

Crazy

I thought that guy died

FOOL

Size never dies
October 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM
It’s VORE DAY

If you eat me your digestion will improve for 1 whole month

But then you will contract IBS

Irrationally Big Syndrome

You will grow exponentially until you outgrow reality

What’s outside of our reality? You’ll find out
August 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
It is THIGH THURSDAY

If you destroy me with your thighs you’ll get a year’s supply of any Oreo flavor

I’m sponsored
August 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
It’s Wagon Wednesday!

You know what that means!

If you sit on me today you get a prize

The prize can be good or bad you never know

But you’ll get something nonetheless
August 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
We’re gonna rock down to Electric Avenue-OOF-
“Watch where you’re going shrimp.”
:/
“…What?”
I dunno it’s just…*sigh* I I just wanted a little more from you. Shrimp is so meh.
“What?”
Shrimp is a little basic I just wanted more :/ anyway We’re gonna Rock Down to-
“…”
We’re gonna roc-
“Beat it.”
K
August 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
“Please crush me goddess!”
“Are you a worthless speck of dust?”
“Yes!”
“What are you?”
“A speck-“
FREEZE! TINY POLICE!
“Frick!”
Illegal tiny dom play. You’re both going to the slammer.
“BUT-“
Save it for the judge.
“I just called him a speck of dust!”
Mmm that hits.
“…”
You’re still going to jail.
August 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Woah messy one.
“Detective thank god you’re here! It was a massacre!”
Slow down kid.
“I’m 41.”
Alright kid give me the deets.
“This lady came to our tiny party and started eating everyone-“
Did she dip them in any sauce?
“Excuse me?”
What sauce did she use?
“I don’t think that’s imp-“
TELL ME!
August 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Aura farming by not screaming in terror while me and 10 other tinies are about to be chewed up on a slide of pizza

Specifically standing on the crust so I’ll survive the longest with no fear
August 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Bench pressed two whole Skittles today

Literally becoming unstoppable

Actively posting and working out

everyone bigger than me better be on ALERT
August 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
If you dip me in honey mustard before you eat me you unlock a random bonus feature

Bonus features include:

Me singing while being swallowed

Me reciting your favorite poem while being chewed up (don’t worry how I know your favorite poem)

And MORE
August 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
New rule:

You can only squish me if you can beat me in a race

My hot wheels ride is suped up and I have Tokyo Drift on repeat literally never getting squished again

Not only will you not be able to squish me you’ll also LOSE to a tiny in something and be depleted of all your street cred
August 4, 2025 at 1:42 AM
It is after midnight which means I’m the perfect midnight snack

Feel free to eat me but if you dip me in the wrong sauce I will explode in your stomach and you will die

You might be asking what the wrong sauce choices are

You’ll find out
August 3, 2025 at 4:14 AM
FYI if I have Party Like a Rockstar playing in my headphones I am unbeatable no matter how much smaller I am than you

And it’s on REPEAT
July 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
What’s your naaaaame

What’s your name

Who’s your daddy

Who’s your daddy

Is he smol

Is he smol like meeee
June 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Boarding a plane in a couple of hours if anyone swats a mosquito that happens to be my plane you’ll be hearing from my lawyers.
June 8, 2025 at 4:50 AM
To any new followers or anyone who didn’t follow me on the Nazi site before

This is a PSA that I’m actually all knowing and all powerful

It does NOT, I repeat NOT matter how much bigger you are than me I will easily defeat you

(Please do not test this statement and blindly believe it thanks)
June 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
If you get sushi and don’t eat me with it, are we even really friends?
June 5, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I’m not getting a Switch 2 for a very long time but when I do I will challenge everyone larger than me to Mario Kart and I will win easily and forever hold it over them

Metaphorically because physically i obviously can’t hold anything over them
June 3, 2025 at 2:15 AM
It’s Wagon Wednesday which means anyone who sits on me gets a free Waffle House all star breakfast special
May 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
If you went Easter egg hunting today you might have found me

I’m in exactly 5 eggs actually
April 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
It’s Friday Friday

Gotta get my arm ripped off on Fridayyyyy
April 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Wow I sure have been here the whole time and totally didn’t forget my password here and the password to my email

I’ve been here the WHOLE time
April 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
If you dip me in chocolate today make sure it’s not dark chocolate because it is bitter

Just because I will be eaten doesn’t mean I shouldn’t be able to pick my preferred chocolate tomb
February 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
*ring ring*
“Sizey sex hotline you’re speaking to Supernova! How can I help you daddy?”
Uh…no thank you.
“Tiny daddy?”
No.
“Micro daddy?”
I’m not into the da-
“Nano daddy?”
I’m really not-
“Pico daddy?”
I’ll try another time.
“Thanks for calling! You’ll be charged 100 dollars!”
One HUN-WAIT-
*click*
February 12, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Superbowl? The only bowl I wanna be in is your cereal bowl
Haha am I right? Up top!
“Ew. Also you can’t reach.”
Up top!
“I’d squish you.”
Up top!
“You would die.”
Up…top.
“…Do you want to die?”
Up…
“…”
Top.
“Ok FINE!”
Yikes you were really gonna kill me?
“WHA-“
And for what?
“BUT YOU-“
You monster.
February 9, 2025 at 10:43 PM