Tom Sturgeon
@tinytommythefirst.bsky.social
Silly person, gardener, "socialist whack job" according to the Smrt Folk
Now the self entitled, privileged fucksticks are going to strip even more basic opportunities and rights from all of us. Pardon me but it's time I candidly said Fuck You To Hell and Back to everyone who voted this in by whichever method you accomplished it. Up Yours, Truly.
July 1, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Now the self entitled, privileged fucksticks are going to strip even more basic opportunities and rights from all of us. Pardon me but it's time I candidly said Fuck You To Hell and Back to everyone who voted this in by whichever method you accomplished it. Up Yours, Truly.
I guess you can live broadcast a circle jerk, you just have to call it a cabinet meeting.
April 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I guess you can live broadcast a circle jerk, you just have to call it a cabinet meeting.
It's interesting how if anyone provides facts they are immediately tagged as "hostile and political" by the cult.
April 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
It's interesting how if anyone provides facts they are immediately tagged as "hostile and political" by the cult.
Now it wants to pay people to have white babies. Tell you what, I'm going to go to DC, visit the halls of congress, and spread my donation directly there. If you don't take it and love it you're not a Patriot! #poppinofffortheusa
April 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Now it wants to pay people to have white babies. Tell you what, I'm going to go to DC, visit the halls of congress, and spread my donation directly there. If you don't take it and love it you're not a Patriot! #poppinofffortheusa
Weather report: the flakes here are so big that they are easily mistaken for Republican representatives.
April 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Weather report: the flakes here are so big that they are easily mistaken for Republican representatives.
There was a time not too long ago when I might have actually felt sorry for someone who lost billions in a month but now I understand that empathy is nothing but a weakness so, uh, f#@k that guy!
March 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
There was a time not too long ago when I might have actually felt sorry for someone who lost billions in a month but now I understand that empathy is nothing but a weakness so, uh, f#@k that guy!
Chuck Schumer sucks ass.
March 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Chuck Schumer sucks ass.
I recently found my pet rock from the 70's and this morning when I gave it an IQ test it scored a Quadruple Boobert!
March 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I recently found my pet rock from the 70's and this morning when I gave it an IQ test it scored a Quadruple Boobert!
If I die from something previously preventable like the flu I want y'all to promise me that you will set my body aflame and fling it via catapult into Croaky Bob's back yard. If you can actually aim it so it hits a window and slowly slides down that would be ideal.
March 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
If I die from something previously preventable like the flu I want y'all to promise me that you will set my body aflame and fling it via catapult into Croaky Bob's back yard. If you can actually aim it so it hits a window and slowly slides down that would be ideal.
All hail the Shit Heads of the Turd Reich. May their followers forever be marked by their stain.
March 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
All hail the Shit Heads of the Turd Reich. May their followers forever be marked by their stain.
C'mon Stroke! Blood Clot, we believe in ya'! Even got my corresponding foam fingers on!
February 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
C'mon Stroke! Blood Clot, we believe in ya'! Even got my corresponding foam fingers on!
Selling citizenship to the wealthy just cheapens its meaning. They need to update their flag and replace the stars portion with a QR code.
February 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Selling citizenship to the wealthy just cheapens its meaning. They need to update their flag and replace the stars portion with a QR code.
Wondering what the reaction would have been if Biden or Obama had just given one of their wealthy "friends" unchecked access to the government and its finances.
February 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Wondering what the reaction would have been if Biden or Obama had just given one of their wealthy "friends" unchecked access to the government and its finances.
Hello, England! This is the USPS. You have an unclaimed package here that needs picking up. Please come reclaim it immediately. This is not a scam.
February 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Hello, England! This is the USPS. You have an unclaimed package here that needs picking up. Please come reclaim it immediately. This is not a scam.
I'm sick of this fucking thug wannabe. How do we scrape this shit from our shoe?
February 22, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I'm sick of this fucking thug wannabe. How do we scrape this shit from our shoe?
I will try to haul some levity here behind me. Right now I'm using this space to release internal pressure about the dissolution of democracy but will attempt to expand my scope. Thank you for the opportunity and your patience.
February 19, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I will try to haul some levity here behind me. Right now I'm using this space to release internal pressure about the dissolution of democracy but will attempt to expand my scope. Thank you for the opportunity and your patience.
I'm so excited that their ignorance is going to cull the herd but it's going to be the old and the lame and that they don't know that that's who they are.
February 19, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I'm so excited that their ignorance is going to cull the herd but it's going to be the old and the lame and that they don't know that that's who they are.
Emergency! There's a DEhIre in my community who undoubtedly isn't there in a merit-based capacity! He's super old, uninformed, mentally and physically deficient, unqualified for his position but oddly enough there's no contact information for DOGE. Help!
February 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Emergency! There's a DEhIre in my community who undoubtedly isn't there in a merit-based capacity! He's super old, uninformed, mentally and physically deficient, unqualified for his position but oddly enough there's no contact information for DOGE. Help!
They're all about deregulation and freedom for big business unless that business has a DEI program, then the freedom keepers want to shut that "option" down. They're like robbers wearing saran wrap masks.
February 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
They're all about deregulation and freedom for big business unless that business has a DEI program, then the freedom keepers want to shut that "option" down. They're like robbers wearing saran wrap masks.
If you are claiming that our democracy isn't working because one elected official isn't allowed absolute power then you don't understand our democracy. Please see yourself out.
February 17, 2025 at 10:51 PM
If you are claiming that our democracy isn't working because one elected official isn't allowed absolute power then you don't understand our democracy. Please see yourself out.
Putting thousands of people out of work is going to do negative things to the economy but thank God for the wisdom of the wealthy. f*** you dudes and you know who you are.
February 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Putting thousands of people out of work is going to do negative things to the economy but thank God for the wisdom of the wealthy. f*** you dudes and you know who you are.