Friend group is doing a holiday book exchange with the prompt “bring one of your favorite books that you don’t think anyone else has read”. Dare me to bring infinite jest lol
December 1, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Friend group is doing a holiday book exchange with the prompt “bring one of your favorite books that you don’t think anyone else has read”. Dare me to bring infinite jest lol
I don’t like who I am when there are candy cane Hersheys kisses nearby
November 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I don’t like who I am when there are candy cane Hersheys kisses nearby
“I’m on my period and this made me cry” I haven’t had a period in years and I can bring myself to tears only by considering the concept of a lamb. Fake ass crybaby, some of us are built different.
November 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
“I’m on my period and this made me cry” I haven’t had a period in years and I can bring myself to tears only by considering the concept of a lamb. Fake ass crybaby, some of us are built different.
Two people at my bookclub started flirting, baby I cut in there and immediately started talking about my cats. There will be NO FLIRTING in this bookclub!!
November 16, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Two people at my bookclub started flirting, baby I cut in there and immediately started talking about my cats. There will be NO FLIRTING in this bookclub!!
more like the rizz-carlton
November 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
more like the rizz-carlton
My life is so fucking weird, I’ve just received word from a woman I’ve never met in Japan (a friend of my mom’s friend) that she received a message from my cat last night that she needed to pass on to me
November 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
My life is so fucking weird, I’ve just received word from a woman I’ve never met in Japan (a friend of my mom’s friend) that she received a message from my cat last night that she needed to pass on to me
Idk how people with normie names do it bro I’m watching cloverfield and every time they say my name I startle
October 29, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Idk how people with normie names do it bro I’m watching cloverfield and every time they say my name I startle
Get unready with me to try not to want to kill myself tomorrow 🙂🙂🙂 get unready with my to try to feel normal about my behavior tonight 🙂🙂 get unready with my to try to prevent the overwhelming ennui tomorrow
October 25, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Get unready with me to try not to want to kill myself tomorrow 🙂🙂🙂 get unready with my to try to feel normal about my behavior tonight 🙂🙂 get unready with my to try to prevent the overwhelming ennui tomorrow
Fall’s here so I can finally start water based cooking again
October 17, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Fall’s here so I can finally start water based cooking again
The most important thing about running that nobody tells you is that you should always spend the first 15 minutes of every run thinking about how much you don’t want to do this and you hate running and you wish you were dead.
October 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
The most important thing about running that nobody tells you is that you should always spend the first 15 minutes of every run thinking about how much you don’t want to do this and you hate running and you wish you were dead.
A dog will violate your boundaries in all the obvious ways but a cat will violate your boundaries in ways you can’t even imagine. Why are you trying to look in the toilet WHILE I’m peeing???
October 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
A dog will violate your boundaries in all the obvious ways but a cat will violate your boundaries in ways you can’t even imagine. Why are you trying to look in the toilet WHILE I’m peeing???
Thrilled to announce that the slightly enlarged pore on my forehead?? Well I’ve spent all night touching and picking at it and with any luck by tomorrow morning it will be a full blown painful zit! Noticeable in all my meetings!
October 14, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Thrilled to announce that the slightly enlarged pore on my forehead?? Well I’ve spent all night touching and picking at it and with any luck by tomorrow morning it will be a full blown painful zit! Noticeable in all my meetings!
I love when I wake up covered in sweat. What was I up to???
October 8, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I love when I wake up covered in sweat. What was I up to???
Didn’t get any fall desserts at the grocery store today like a fucking idiot and now that it’s officially snack o’clock in my home it looks like I have to kill myself
October 3, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Didn’t get any fall desserts at the grocery store today like a fucking idiot and now that it’s officially snack o’clock in my home it looks like I have to kill myself
I need to get two more Halloween events on the calendar because right now both Halloween parties I have planned are vampire themed (year of the vampyre baby) but I have two really good non vampire costume ideas!
October 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I need to get two more Halloween events on the calendar because right now both Halloween parties I have planned are vampire themed (year of the vampyre baby) but I have two really good non vampire costume ideas!
A few years ago I started throwing a little sipping chocolate in the night beverage rotation and here’s what I’ll say: why is a hot chocolate a full meal. Why do I get soup belly from a hot chocolate. Why am I so stuffed right now couldn’t possibly eat another bite.
October 1, 2025 at 5:30 AM
A few years ago I started throwing a little sipping chocolate in the night beverage rotation and here’s what I’ll say: why is a hot chocolate a full meal. Why do I get soup belly from a hot chocolate. Why am I so stuffed right now couldn’t possibly eat another bite.
At a real low point in life right now and I just said (out loud) (about marble run race video accounts) “yeah I don’t really like this one, there’s too many funnels, it makes it too luck based so there’s no skill and no finesse”
September 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
At a real low point in life right now and I just said (out loud) (about marble run race video accounts) “yeah I don’t really like this one, there’s too many funnels, it makes it too luck based so there’s no skill and no finesse”
3 bites of post dessert soup eating straight out of the pot still on the stove hits so much harder than that same soup served for dinner. I can’t explain it.
September 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
3 bites of post dessert soup eating straight out of the pot still on the stove hits so much harder than that same soup served for dinner. I can’t explain it.
It seems that while did not personally make the cut today, my outdoor thermometer did in fact get raptured (into hell)
September 24, 2025 at 5:59 AM
It seems that while did not personally make the cut today, my outdoor thermometer did in fact get raptured (into hell)
I swear to god if my cats get raptured today while I’m at work
September 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I swear to god if my cats get raptured today while I’m at work
Drinking my coffee this morning while watching two of my neighbors bond outside after one of their motorcycles stopped working.
September 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Drinking my coffee this morning while watching two of my neighbors bond outside after one of their motorcycles stopped working.
The perfect curls of Friday night seeing me eyeing the small elastics for braids as I start to pack my hiking bad for Saturday morning
September 20, 2025 at 5:19 AM
The perfect curls of Friday night seeing me eyeing the small elastics for braids as I start to pack my hiking bad for Saturday morning
Bruised the roof of my mouth eating a sandwich that’s too gd big
September 19, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Bruised the roof of my mouth eating a sandwich that’s too gd big
Calling in scared to work
September 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Calling in scared to work
Mmmm this is my favorite drink I drink it every morning it tastes super bitter and makes me almost shit my pants every day and gives me stomach cramps and also makes me super anxious if I drink too much
September 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Mmmm this is my favorite drink I drink it every morning it tastes super bitter and makes me almost shit my pants every day and gives me stomach cramps and also makes me super anxious if I drink too much