I need to find an Onyx Storm Support Group; people who will understand why I just want to scream after finishing the book

Nothing like going to pee, having your dog barge in, put his paws on your shoulders, and licking your mouth

Toddlers are terrible at hide and seek

Just had to help my toddler breathe to stay relaxed while poopin’ -
Inhale through your nose
Exhale “poooooooooop”
…parenting is weird

Was not expecting, last night, to have my toddler ask me where Ray Charles’ eyes were and if he had eaten them…

Hearing my toddler reply to @msrachelforlittles.bsky.social while watching her videos is so fricking adorable