Tetraethyl Merman
@tinydogbeard.bsky.social
As far as being from Jersey goes, I'm cooler than Joe Piscopo
Mike Duncan's 'Revolutions' because you should know your history
June 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Mike Duncan's 'Revolutions' because you should know your history
Too easy to cheat. Better to go with "Acme" or "radiator"
June 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Too easy to cheat. Better to go with "Acme" or "radiator"
Smurfs are three apples tall, thank you very much
May 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Smurfs are three apples tall, thank you very much
That came out way snarkier than I meant it!
May 14, 2025 at 7:05 AM
That came out way snarkier than I meant it!
Shame no one has ever written a song about this kind of thing.
May 14, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Shame no one has ever written a song about this kind of thing.
The McDonald's one-- Just seeing it gives me PTSD. "Big Mac, McDLT, a Quarter Pounder with some Cheese..."
May 13, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The McDonald's one-- Just seeing it gives me PTSD. "Big Mac, McDLT, a Quarter Pounder with some Cheese..."
I have tried and tried but I just don't vibe with Mountain Goats, except this song. This one stings
February 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I have tried and tried but I just don't vibe with Mountain Goats, except this song. This one stings
You can unlock them and use them as regular controllers. They're pretty good, actually
February 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
You can unlock them and use them as regular controllers. They're pretty good, actually
he said he made the most money by far selling a module to that program that would identify employee fraud. It was very expensive and almost never paid for itself, but business owners had to have it.
February 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
he said he made the most money by far selling a module to that program that would identify employee fraud. It was very expensive and almost never paid for itself, but business owners had to have it.
About 10 years ago, I sat next to a guy on a plane who sold business software. The main product was one that could identify potential savings in a business' purchasing. He said it saved 10-15 percent on average and that the program paid for itself many times over. But...
February 17, 2025 at 7:54 PM
About 10 years ago, I sat next to a guy on a plane who sold business software. The main product was one that could identify potential savings in a business' purchasing. He said it saved 10-15 percent on average and that the program paid for itself many times over. But...
No, see, this guy is just doing a Tim Robinson bit
February 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
No, see, this guy is just doing a Tim Robinson bit
Every tshirt I own is a ween tshirt.
December 19, 2024 at 6:14 AM
Every tshirt I own is a ween tshirt.
Ye dare sully Neptune's briny liquor??
December 18, 2024 at 8:48 AM
Ye dare sully Neptune's briny liquor??
Alt text: A grey Toyota Camry with no headlights or daytime running lights drives 92 mph south on I5 between Des Moines and Federal Way at 2 pm.
December 18, 2024 at 8:42 AM
Alt text: A grey Toyota Camry with no headlights or daytime running lights drives 92 mph south on I5 between Des Moines and Federal Way at 2 pm.
Just so you know, we all held a vote and decided you're a nerd. Get back in the locker
December 18, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Just so you know, we all held a vote and decided you're a nerd. Get back in the locker
Neither is Seven Nation Army
December 14, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Neither is Seven Nation Army
THEY'RE MUTING THE SOUND OF FREEDOM
December 14, 2024 at 5:42 PM
THEY'RE MUTING THE SOUND OF FREEDOM
I'm a sucker for random parts that fit just within the impulse buy cost window.
December 14, 2024 at 1:20 AM
I'm a sucker for random parts that fit just within the impulse buy cost window.